Thought you guys would enjoy this tl;dw - Bill Gates is Darth Vader, Steve Jobs steals his helmet, gains a magic force field, solves antennagate by chopping off customers fingers, loses force field due to bad press, regains it by stomping on phones. Also involves Gizmodo getting raided and S.Jobs force lightening Jason Chen You should watch it though, it's really pretty funny
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This will be destined to fail...but whatever RAINbow pie unicorn humping ketchup soup will a cow kills pie with orange juice from Jupiter will doing a rabbit dressed up as an apple...that random enough?
I really wonder how long this is going to take to be dumped into that massive death pit of threads that we refer to as "The Kijib Thread".
You have taught us well the evils of the Threadicus Deathicus. It's unfortunate that the mods were unable to see it and therefore continued to feed the Threadicus Deathicus with yet another thread... It's a shame.
