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A rape kit or sexual assault kit is a collection of items used by medical personnel to collect evidence following a sexual assault. The kit generally includes containers for fluid and tissue samples, as well as other forms of storage for physical evidence collected for use in criminal proceedings. A rape kit is generally made available at the emergency room of any hospital.

 

Incorrect.
Nose-picking is the act of extracting dried nasal mucus or foreign bodies from the nose with a finger. Despite being a very common habit, it is a mildly taboo activity in most cultures,[original research?] and the observation of the activity in another person commonly provokes mixed feelings of disgust and amusement. Nose-picking is an extremely common habit, with some surveys indicating that it is almost universal, with people picking their nose an average of about four times a day.[2] A 1995 study into nose picking, requesting information from 1,000 randomly selected adults, gathered 254 respondents. It defined nose-picking as "the insertion of a finger (or other object) into the nose with the intention of removing dried nasal secretions". Of those who responded, 91% said they were current nose pickers (but only 75% of these believed everyone did it) and two people claimed to spend between 15 to 30 minutes and one to two hours a day picking their nose.
Now do you see why you were wrong?
Actually read that....it's really disgusting. 4 times a day?!?!? 1-2 hours a day picking your nose?!?!?!?

 

Brown brown brown

 

Yet strangely enough you'd feel more worried than secure if the guy next to you on the bus whispered "I've got a rape kit" in your ear.

 

As I got penetrated inside the poo covered crevices by the sick priest molesting like clown

 

I'll take nose picking over rape kit usage any day of the week.

 

Somebody cover this debacle with a dressing gown!

 

Rape Kit
The most essential kit any rape artist could possible obtain. The kit is as follows: One collapsible shovel (breaks down to 3x its normal size), two strips (1 foot long each) silver duct tape, one trojan latex condom, one set of rubber gloves, one detailed map of the closest wooded area (including all creeks and rivers), one extra large Hefty trash bag.

"yo dawg, he hit that shit using the rape kit last night!"

"Good day, Sir. May I enquire about a rape kit?"

 

a smell a troll in the midst, quickly hide and watch it piss

 

The troll had a sudden fit

I saw the opportunity and pulled out my trusty rape kit

 

can i give it a kiss?

 

You're raping the wrong geezer, the troll's over there you git!

 

No! Kick it in the shin and give it a roundhouse to the face. There will be no kisses as it dies from Aids thanks to the miss's

 

HOLY SHITd

 

No need to swear, why not learn to knit?

 

Pictures are good, especially if they contain a tit.

 

here you go, a nice little tit.

 

You're a dimwit

 

y have this nice snuggly tit



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