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    Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by kijib, Jan 28, 2010.

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    Coke or Pepsi

    Poll closed Jan 29, 2014.

    1. Coke

      50 vote(s)
      14.9%

    2. Pepsi

      16 vote(s)
      4.8%
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    1. sammysin

      sammysin Well-Known Member

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      #5161 sammysin, Jul 15, 2010
      On a whim I pounced on the lady without remorse.
       
    2. Registeel

      Registeel Well-Known Member

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      #5162 Registeel, Jul 15, 2010
      Then I accidentally gave a BJ to Mr. Noffee
       
    3. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5163 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010
      like a tiger i did, then i laid over her corpse
       
    4. LBG

      LBG Señor Member

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      #5164 LBG, Jul 15, 2010
      And I proceeded to steal her porsche
       
    5. Registeel

      Registeel Well-Known Member

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      #5165 Registeel, Jul 15, 2010
      Gave her some penetration, then left with no remourse.

      On a side note, most of my rhymes are about penetration.
       
    6. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5166 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010
      who said he loved to get BJs from guys
       
    7. sammysin

      sammysin Well-Known Member

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      #5167 sammysin, Jul 15, 2010
      What is this!?
      It looks like an elephant, with jumbo purple ears
       
    8. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5168 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010
      after defiling her body a gave flee, for there were fat cops chasing me
       
    9. Registeel

      Registeel Well-Known Member

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      #5169 Registeel, Jul 15, 2010
      With a Dick so big, it might even have ears!
       
    10. sammysin

      sammysin Well-Known Member

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      #5170 sammysin, Jul 15, 2010
      Sir, you are clearly mistaken, that happens to be Brittney Spears
       
    11. LBG

      LBG Señor Member

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      #5171 LBG, Jul 15, 2010
      No that's actually Lady GaGa

      With a dick so big, it brings tears
       
    12. Registeel

      Registeel Well-Known Member

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      #5172 Registeel, Jul 15, 2010
      But having a lick, I don't mind her dick!
       
    13. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5173 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010

      it brings both tears and tears for it shall hurt
       
    14. Registeel

      Registeel Well-Known Member

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      #5174 Registeel, Jul 15, 2010
      Though my vagina has ripped, I wouldnt mine getting it from the backdoor
       
    15. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5175 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010
      it has been broken into many times by masculine men, believe me i do not lie
       
    16. sammysin

      sammysin Well-Known Member

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      #5176 sammysin, Jul 15, 2010
      The Jolly Green Giant arrives to stop all this mindless filth
       
    17. Registeel

      Registeel Well-Known Member

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      #5177 Registeel, Jul 15, 2010

      That's why my blue waffle looks like an out of date cream pie
       
    18. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5178 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010
      but he gives in and covers everyone in his filth
       
    19. aznriceboi13

      aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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      #5179 aznriceboi13, Jul 15, 2010
      but still it's perfectly fine as many people have a fetish for pie

      whoops didn't know i was dping :p
       
    20. sammysin

      sammysin Well-Known Member

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      #5180 sammysin, Jul 15, 2010
      sammysin can't take this chaos, and begins to cry
       
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