Which 'her'? You, the spider, or the floppy disk? EDIT: THREAD TITLE CHANGED!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! NIGH!!!
"The end is nigh" meaning the end of the world and/or internet. Sorry for the confusion. Proceed preparing for the apocalypse.
I think I'd go for the HTC HD2 or the iPhone 4. The HD2 has a massive screen, really good for movies. iPhone 4 is well the iPhone 4.
Graal because it's huge; Eliminate because of the size and freemium flame wars; Minigore because of size, flame wars, Egoraptor fanboys, and the usual OMG teh upd8 comz ut 2day!!1!1!!