Welcome to Die!

Then I see another Deathicus Threadicus on the horizon. And past that, possibly some sex, then a baby Deathicus Threadicus.

 

Maybe it's you. Grooming and trimming it into a brazilian.

 

Don't they eat their young?

 

If it was I who was grooming the Kijib Thread, Netherlands would have already ceased to exist.

 

Seems that BR is the master on the topic of the Deathicus Threadicus. Ask him.

Oh what I learned in European history.

 

Our research teams believe this happens, as there have never been two documented Threadicus dethici existing on the same planes of the Internet at the same moment in time, however this has never been observed.

 

That makes me kinda want to try it.

 

fascinatng, and what do they do to thier enemies?

 

Brazilian Rider uses warn.

Internet uses explode!(Self destruct) It's super effective(All MMORPG players commit mass suicide.

 

Mondae uses cry because this conversation is not about him.

 

All of it makes sense now. After kijib was betrayed by Hodapp and not given his mod position he earned, kijib grew bitter and began to seek out revenge on Hodapp. As time passed on kijib devised a plan to eliminate Hodapp for his crimes. By leaving TouchArcade, he left the Kijib thread to live independently without restraint. Of course, by its nature, the thread would get out of hand and slowly conquer and destroy the internet.. Kijib, knowing Hodapp is the internet, knew the leaving and letting his thread destroy the internet (AKA Hodapp) his revenge would complete. Now Hodapp, unknowingly, feeds the thread sent to kill him insignificant spam and flame filled threads. The thread grows and grows and soon the day will be when it grows large enough to destroy Hodapp/the internet.

 

The Threadicus deathicus has never had a "true" enemy, as it reads the minds of those who oppose it by taking over nearby radiostations and using the radio waves to infiltrate their minds. Once they see a ray of negative thought, the victim then "vanishes." Everything related to the victim disappears, and all bank accounts, forum or gaming handles, etc. become part of the Threadicus deathicus, and it then manipulates them at will.

Which brings us to our next point: Even if kijib or nippy return, there's a strong chance it's actually Threadicus deathicus using their persona like a puppet.

 

Will uses genocide of people who type out pokemon battles (-Mondae and Friends)

Mondae Fainted!

 

We must make improvments to te Patronus charm to defeat Threadicus Deathicus.

 

Okay then....we are f*cked.

 

The irony here is I've seen Hollywood movies with far worse plotlines.

 

Independence Day
2012
War of the Worlds (2005)
The day the earth stood still (2008-09?)

to name a few. xd

 

Haha...so true

 

There are only two ways to be saved.

1. The mods and admins combine their power to slowly deplete Threadicus Deathicus of its powers. Once weak enough they can de... de... delete it.

2. Go back in time and stop Hodapp from stickying it.

 

The old adage applies here:

"Fact, as you may soon realize, is often stranger than fiction."