The Kijib Theory ---------------------------------------------- INTRODUCING THE CULT OF NOT YOU: We must stop the pumping of topics into Threadicus deathicus at all costs! Who would be willing to sell their soles (not "souls," that's just a common misconception) to the Devil in order to stop the downfall of the Internet? ---------------------------------------------------------- Hello all, and please take a seat. I'm here to explain to you my new theory, hereby dubbed, "The Kijib Theory." It's rather long, but I am sure you'll find the read... informative. This theory is set to explain the consequences of keeping Kijib's thread, "alive." It starts off with "The Kijib Thread." I'm sure you all have seen this thread, as it is stickied at the top of this grand hall we call "The Lounge." It was created by Kijib, and through a stroke of... chance, Hodapp foolishly stickied it. Throughout the course of this thread's life, it has seen itself turn from an innocent, ordinary thread, to a mutated, Threadicus deathicus. This Threadicus deathicus is the product of the moderators throwing almost every other thread into it (and probalby this one too). Threadicus deathicus has grown to a massive size, containing the thoughts, actions, Youtube Videos, flames and smilies from the threads that were so cruely injested into it. Now Threadicus deathicus has come back to haunt us. Perhaps you have heard of black holes? They are clumps of matter so dense that not even light can escape from its steely clutches. Threadicus deathicus is the equivelent of a black hole, set in the compounds of a web domain. It grows slowly, at first being fed by the moderators of said domain, but eventually it begins to suck in other valid threads; inconspicuously at first, just one here or there from the, "Last" page, but after awhile, it begins to suck more and more threads, eventually making it's mass so big, even threads on the, "First," page, weighed down by the posts and hopes of multiple members cannot resist it's gravitational pull. The Threadicus deathicus then gets so massive, it begins to crash the very community and site down. Members go missing, the sight goes down temporarily here or there, replaced by an arbitrary, "We'll be back soon," message. The Threadicus deathicus begins to grow a mind of it's own, using the fragmented memories of the threads it's injested to create its personality. Before long, we have an entity taking over the entire site, posting random Youtube videos, flaming, and much more, until it eventually brings down the site, and all the links posted inside it with it. I believe that, "The Kijib Thread," is already well on its way through the cycle of a Threadicus deathicus. We can only hope to stop it before it reaches the end, as the climax of a Threadicus deathicus's life involves the downfall of the Internet, and the start of Skynet. I hope this message reaches all of you, innocent forum members, so that you may protect yourself from this evil machination. Protect yourself from, "The Kijib Thread," and maybe one day, we will be free again. OTHER HISTORICAL NOTES: More will be added as they pop up. I'm sure we'll be able to solve this dillema together! 1: 2: Commentary: He wants to ignore the truth! Could this have been planned?! 3: Commentary: Even after this very clear, well presented and well founded warning was posted, they still toy with the Threadicus deathicus!
More Historical TidBits related to the Great Kijib Thread : Not too many know/remember this anymore, but between 10th and 11th feb, 2010 AD, only for a few hours, the Kijib thread was given its true identity by accident. Its rumored that God Eli was a bit drunk that night or may be had a bad nightmare or something, no one really knows why he revealed this classified info to the touchArcadians. The mistake was rectified as soon as authorities came to know about the horrible accident. I'm still not sure if I'm supposed to talk about this. We are living in a post-kijib era so I guess those ancient rules dont really matter anymore. Still I'd rather not take any chances
I was trying to find a good "scientific name." And it rhymed. But it does sound very "Harry Potter-ish."
All this written by the man who blames every country except Brazil for Brazil being knocked out of the WC
No, I blamed Brasil for being complacent with a one goal lead and then getting screwed over for it by Felipe Melo, and THEN blamed Netherlands for fouling the rest of the game. I can't really flame this for you though because by what I remember, you came into the conversation a while after that.
No, no. I'm not trying to flame you. You just seemed....a bit unreasonable about the whole situation. Sorry if it came through as flaming
