Vovin hits Wild Bidoof with Medal. (-5 HP) Bidoof uses "Gnaw Hand Off. (-34 HP; Status- Bleeding) Vovin is to busy writhing in pain. Wild Bidoof eats Vovin alive. (-All HP) Vovin becomes zombie. Vovin eats Wild Bidoof. Vovin & Wild Bidoof start zombie apocalypse in Cerulean City.
The Game Reaper challenges sammysin to a battle. TGR sends out oversized Grouch. Causes Page Deformation. SS sends out Whitney.(Sarcastic Pokemon) Whitney uses mean comment. It stings Grouch. (-6 Emotion Points) Grouch is too depressed & angry. Goes on Rampage. Airs out Whitney's head. Turns on trainer's. It's a critical hit! Wild Big Bird appears! Uses Peck. (-76 HP; Status Effect- Blindness) Grouch loses sanity & wildly shoots in air while revealing Sesame(Torchic) Street is in Chinatown. Producers cancel Sesame Street after failed Pokemon mash-up which has destroyed millions of kid's childhoods.
Mondae uses Creep Out. "I'm 34." (Status Effect- Paralyzed in fear) Vovin tries to run. "Log Out" won't work.
SS uses Applause. (+6 stars in the Pokemon contest) ------------ Thanks. If you speak like a Pokemon battle, things turn out more interesting.
I didn't say funny! I said interesting. I'm doing this to amuse myself, not others. Edit: that's cool. Did you find it on a website or Photoshop it?
Nice job with the screenshots John! Can't imagine I'd ever use a pink blob if I was to have a battle. Much more likely to use a fire breathing beast like Charizard!
