Surprise Monkey Ninja Pokemon attack while equipping armor in tall grass. (-117 hp points) Critical Hit! It's super effective! New Jersian sends out the Situition(Douchebag Pokemon). Uses Fist Pump. (+atk & tan)
iPhoneprogrammer uses lolz. (angers Situation & SurMonNinj) Situation & SurMonNinj double team & demand more money from battle. iPhoneprogrammer uses No. Situation & SurMonNinj use Super Spray Tan Sword to slice off opponent's head. Mildly Effective.
haha, i should use Alcohol attack to get em drunk, then use Ugly Sluts attack to sleep with the drunken situation and surmonninj, then use Picture attack to capture them in film, then use Submit to Tabloids attack. Its super affective.
kijib teleports out of nowhere Me uses Hi kijib uses teleport Me uses **** how could I screw that up!
Hodapp comes sailing out of the sky on a giant iPhone 4, asscheeks akimbo I uses the flying teabag of Alfrodull Hodapp swerves, narrowly missing the impending schmag... as it were KGameLover catches said schmag in the face with grace and dignity I and Hodapp land and shake hands Fin
Haha, what tools. I used a GameShark. Pokemon Trainer Fooz sends out an JigglyPuff. JigglyPuff used Tackle. ( -99999999999 hp ) Critical Hit! It's super effective! Everyones dead. Pokemon Trainer Fooz wins 10$.
"You suck. Let's fight." Vacuum man sends out Kirby. Kirby uses swallow on kgamelover.(Troll Pokemon, Wierdo Type) Kirby becomes horny teen on forum. KGL tosses Playboy. Opponent is distracted. "Use jerk, Kirby." Kirby is distracted. KGL uses crowbar beating. Super Violent!! E rating to AO rating. Kirby uses Bleed To Death. Kirby bleeds to death. KGL gets $4.32 from Kirby's wallet & a blood-stained Playboy.
Double rainbow all the way! Oh my ga double rainbow. Its starting to look like a triple rainbow!! yeeeeeaaaahh
