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I don't think 4chan is the true internet, just the retarded part.

 

Tru dat.

 

This just in: Ducks like water.

And it took £300,000 to learn that.

 

hey nippy, have you seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver, my friend told me about it... it doesnt seem to apealing, theres lots of screeming and blood. he said

 

Basically, you've f***ed your head up and it's nothing to be proud of.

 

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I saw a video where a guy shoved a glass Coca-Cola bottle up his ass... It broke, ripping his intestines or something and blood and crap flew out of his bum.

 

That is 1 guy 1 cup only it was a glass cup and it was much longer as he repeatedly pulled glass out reaching in with blood pouring out. as well as him shoving it in very slowly

 

You mean 1 guy 1 Cup? You sick ****.

 

Yeah, I downloaded 2 Balls 1 Cup some time ago.

Meh.

 

Sigh, I make a nice big bowl of cereal with fresh blueberries and apple, then I sit down and read about people shoving thing up their own/other people's bodily cavities. Makes me want to puke....
If kijib were here, he wouldn't approve of this conversation and he'd send you all to the naughty step.

 

I hate to break it to you, but the true internet... is just a bunch of connected computer networks. Sorry dude.

 

This may be just me but..I don't consider the "true" internet to be the f**ked up vids that you're talking about. Maybe that's just because..I'm not a freak.

 

ohh...they many treasures you can find on the internet....

 

Internet treasure you say? I do hope there's a map with an x marking the spot involved...

 

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Skipper's dreams are finally coming true...

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/06/youre_going_to_get_to_see_an_a.php

 

Whoa. You can sex the characters in Mass Effect 2?

Note to self: buy Mass Effect 2 and a new bottle of lotion.

 

nice...