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Coke or Pepsi

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  1. Coke

    50 vote(s)
    14.9%
  2. Pepsi

    16 vote(s)
    4.8%
  1. nephilim apps

    nephilim apps Well-Known Member

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    The Life, The Universe, And Everything, Also known in the shortened version 42.
     
  2. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    ... I regret posting the picture. You guys are horrible. Thanks for ruining my self-esteem. Douche-bags.
     
  3. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    This man.
    What does he want? What is his name? Why did he rape those people and blow up their house?

    [​IMG]

    You're welcome :p
     
  4. synther

    synther Well-Known Member

    Thought my speakers were broken.
     
  5. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    About ****ing time you leave.
     
  6. The Bat Outta Hell

    The Bat Outta Hell Moderator
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    No father don't leave me
     
  7. The Game Reaper

    The Game Reaper Well-Known Member

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    The Emerald Isle
    Don't worry, mommy's here.
     
  8. Who are you again?
     
  9. MrSpud

    MrSpud Well-Known Member

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    Looks like you're running low on ideas anyway, better not be funny than trying too hard to be. Beside, why do trolls always say they're going away and they never are? Kinda like herpes, or any kind of parasite actually...
     
  10. NotYou

    NotYou Well-Known Member

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    Well, my name it is Sam Hall, Sam Hall.
    Yes, my name it is Sam Hall; it is Sam Hall.
    My name it is Sam Hall an' I hate you, one and all.
    An' I hate you, one and all:
    Damn your eyes.

    I killed a man, they said; so they said.
    I killed a man, they said; so they said.
    I killed a man, they said an' I smashed in his head.
    An' I left him layin' dead,
    Damn his eyes.

    But a-swingin', I must go; I must go.
    A-swingin', I must go; I must go.
    A-swingin', I must go while you critters down below,
    Yell up: "Sam, I told you so."
    Well, damn your eyes!

    I saw Molly in the crowd; in the crowd.
    I saw Molly in the crowd; in the crowd.
    I saw Molly in the crowd an' I hollered, right out loud:
    "Hey there Molly, ain't you proud?
    Damn your eyes."

    Then the Sherriff, he came to; he came to.
    Ah, yeah, the Sherriff, he came to; he came to.
    The Sherriff, he come to an he said: "Sam, how are you?"
    An I said: "Well, Sherriff, how are you?
    Damn your eyes."

    My name is Samuel, Samuel.
    My name is Samuel, Samuel.
    My name is Samuel, an' I'll see you all in hell.
    AN' I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!
    DAMN YOUR EYES!
     
  11. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    I love Johnny Cash. <3
     
  12. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    kijib don't you recognise this person?

    [​IMG]
     
  13. The Bat Outta Hell

    The Bat Outta Hell Moderator
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    Ooo, me next.
     
  14. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    Ok, I imagine you to be an old man living in a creepy old house, but you wear modern fashionable clothes. Kids come up to your house and throw eggs and stones at your windows, you run out with a rope and tie them up, hogtie them and take them back to your house. But instead of molesting them you just sit them in a corner and constantly curse at them.
    Then you feel bad and give them all a toffee and send them back to their parents. But a couple days later the kids all die of "unexplained causes".
    That's my impression of you :)
     
  15. nephilim apps

    nephilim apps Well-Known Member

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    Me next?
     
  16. Twiddle

    Twiddle Well-Known Member

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    In your basement.
    Wtf... I don't know what's more creepy, your impression of The_Bat_Outta_Hell, or the fact you could even think that. :eek:
     
  17. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    You spend most of the day sitting in your basement, shrieking and screaming for no apparent reason. One day you met a beggar and he gave you tourettes. Your tourettes only takes control of you once you come out the basement for some pineapple (which you are obsessed with). You are also losing hair and turning bald.
     
  18. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    As opposed to losing hair and NOT going bald. Cuz there's a difference, children.

    I'm sorry, I just have to point these things out.
     
  19. nephilim apps

    nephilim apps Well-Known Member

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    -_- You are from unichan aren't you? lol
     
  20. SJP99

    SJP99 Well-Known Member

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    Ipod Touch game player person like thing????
    11th dimension
    Doo meee!!!!!!!
     

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