Thank you for recognizing the effect we were going for. You must have a set of really polished dog balls, you.
This one time, I pooped up a tap faucet, then waited in the cubicles for someone to come and try to use the tap. Plus there was paper in there and I needed to wipe.
An unfunny joke. Guy 1 (sees a person with a long beard): Hey, are you a Jew? Guy 2: Me? I'm Jew-ish.