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Coke or Pepsi

Poll closed Jan 29, 2014.
  1. Coke

    50 vote(s)
    14.9%
  2. Pepsi

    16 vote(s)
    4.8%
  1. Boardumb

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    Thank you for recognizing the effect we were going for.

    You must have a set of really polished dog balls, you.
     
  2. Electric_Shaman

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    This one time, I pooped up a tap faucet, then waited in the cubicles for someone to come and try to use the tap. Plus there was paper in there and I needed to wipe.
     
  3. kijib

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    Incredibly successful Brain Surgeoune
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  4. LBG

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    I made you a sandwhich, father.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. da shiz wiz 19

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    Did you pin the blame on him?
     
  6. RttaM

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    Dude, that's sick. I mean seriously... The **** were you thinking?
     
  7. worldcup1100

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    I want to crap in a sink... reaaaaally bad.
     
  8. Mondae

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    Perv, why do you care?
    I am anxiously waiting for your iPhone4 vs Twilight series review.
     
  9. Random_Guy

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    Australia, mate!
    An unfunny joke.

    Guy 1 (sees a person with a long beard): Hey, are you a Jew?
    Guy 2: Me? I'm Jew-ish.
     
  10. LBG

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    bird is the word
     
  11. iVaro

    iVaro Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how much it would cost to get this thread locked...
     
  12. NotYou

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    I accept PayPal.
     
  13. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    Why would you want it locked?
     
  14. Mondae

    Mondae Well-Known Member

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    Perv, why do you care?
    Because he makes a big deal about the stupidity of this thread when, he could just not click it.
     
  15. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    He can't be too bright himself if he wants to unleash all this stupidity into the rest of the forum.
     
  16. iVaro

    iVaro Well-Known Member

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    When did I ever make a big deal about it? I just wanted to see some stupid answers like this one

     
  17. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
     
  18. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    Their both round?
     
  19. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    You can smash one with a hammer for fun, the other is just a watermelon.
     
  20. LBG

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    Watermelon isn't messy when you eat it.

    Plenty more at http://www.jokehell.com/
     

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