How the he'll did you learn to type. Aren't you far far away and a long time ago too? ....traitor you is It's ok father. We don't néed them
its not nice to make fun with speech issues he probably talks like that in real life and just wants to belong!!! IMUST DO SOMETHING!
I see a dangerous cat in your future. I reccommend staying away from cat litter for at least 14 days to minimize chance of death. that'll be $2.50 NEXT!!!!!!!
I see you failing an important test. Make sure to always scrub behind the ears with plenty of soup. I see ice cream in your future. Make sure it is not really a hallucination while stranded in the desert of desserts!