Welcome to Die!

Looks as though we're gonna have to engage in an old-fashioned battle of fist-to-cuffs to settle this all.

BTW - It doesn't matter who claims him/her first. The true bloodline is the only thing that truly matters.

P.S. - PUT UP YOUR DUKES! >swings fists crazily<

 

im sorry, my son

you see, i regret that i didnt raise you rite, becuz now you think that youre my father

will you ever forgive me, child?

 

stop your delusional thoughts! look back into ur past, and remember ur father

please my child, come back to me!

 

I'll forgive you. After you concede to the fact that I am kijib's father. If you don't, then I guess we'll be forced to duke it out 'till hell won't have it. That's right 'Kunning', I'm becoming a defensive father... BRING IT!!!

 

Ah, I give up...

Anyone wanna take kijib as a foster child until he finds a proper adoptive family?

 

iam glad to see you growing popular amongst your friends, child

it is some small conslation for the fact that i raised you up badly

 

This is funny:

 

I really didn't find that overly humorous, dogmeat....Snarky and obvious, most definitely.

 

Too bad for you, but also good for you, means you don't watch as much tv as most people, or at least not the news.

 

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omg, you put the first smile on my face today.

 

I could not stop laughing when you posted that pic. Emagine running around posting that as a reply to people who piss you off

 

Well now you can link it forever from my website! I even dedicated it to you:

 

I can't let my parents see that in my files so I'm going to have to ask you to put that somewhere safe for me. Also, you have a website'?

 

yeah, it's where I host my iPad..

 

Yeah, it's called satire.