Yeah, the review was AWESOME. And kijib, that TouchArcade theme song is epic. It was such an epic win I could care less if you put me in place of Black Mesa.
"As if to make this decision even harder, Enviro Bear 2010 and Chaos Rings are both the same exact price at .99 cents and 12.99 respectively. Both games are a great value, but Enviro Bear just narrowly wins with a slightly higher unit price of .9/45 compared to Chaos Ring's .89/45." What??? Oh, and can I ask for a review of killa kitties from compton?
you people make me smile and im still thinking about my next review i just need a good suggestion that i can do
More Salad! VS WAW Zombies Welcome Back! Tonight's Review... World At War Zombies VS More Salad! VS Lets's Begin! Boy do we have a show down today! Two of the best games on the app store are about to be versed! WAW Zombies and More Salad! by Maverick Software, makers of the award winning, lets make a virtual food and make money somehow food series. wow! Graphics No contest. More Salad blows WAW out of the water with its superior salad rendering. Check it out. The graphics in WAW are quite lacking. I have never been more appalled to see this app charge so much for so little graphical quality even when its WAW. More Salad! is simply gorgeous in every way. Unfortunately due to the copyright of the More Salad! Engine (MS!E) I am not allowed to post real screenschots of More Salad! in this review. Maverick Software failed to answer my emails and even threatened me with assault. But the winner is More Salad! Winner: More Salad! Sound More Salad has elevator music playing at all times to give the player hormonal erectation endorphines thus addicting them to the game. WAW Zombies features an all star cast of voice actors such as Mickey Rourke and Tom Cruise as the zombie killers, but the light jazz music that it chooses to play is totally inappropriate for fighting zombies. Tom Hanks does not = Tom Cruise Winner: Tie Handling Despite being such a great game, the handling in WAW Zombies is simply atrocious. Not only did the game fail to recognize my Classic Controller Pro cables, but the default controls also take a turn for the worst as soon as you realize touch controls don't work when your snacking on gold fish. I ask you, how does a man play WAW Zombies without his gold fish? The answer is he can't. "WAW Zombies fails to recognize the standard Classic Controller Pro controller" More Salad! succeeds in giving the player a virtual salad making bar, every motion is just like the real thing. Winner: More Salad! Fun So which game is the most enjoyable to actually play? Well when you get down to it I have absolutely no idea what is going on. How is it that these random people named Maverick Software have this billion dollar franchise of make your own food apps? Are people really that stupid? As previously mentioned, WAW Zombies is unplayable in its current state. No fun is to be had. Point goes to More Salad! Winner: More Salad! Price This one's easy, WAW Zombies is good but too expensive for its price while More Salad! should be playing you to play it. My gumdrops who would want to make virtual food? Winner: More Salad! The Verdict More Salad! is clearly the victor. as WAW Zombies once said, "I have that record, and the scars to prove it, Senator Obama does not!" DISCLAIMER: the following review was in no way shape or form influenced by bribes from Maverick Software STAY TUNED FOR MORE REVIEWS! NOW TAKING REQUESTS IN THE LOUNGE! previous reviews: http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=53201 http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=52719
I like how you've been put in time out for bullying kijib, and now you're brown nosing the future moderator.
