Welcome to Die!

Finished one part!
Ol' KGL was bumpin' around
Touch Arcade, like a box full of clowns
When suddenly Hodapp popped from the back
And hit KGL with sock full of crack
KGL got dissed and began to fight back
But didn't expect to be slaped by Bat
Who doesn't regret being black
Wait, thats wrong! Why did I say that?

 

This isn't another random thread.
This thread is composed of structured and purposeful randomness.
Each post will inform you of any current affairs such as bacon and humus.

 

Yeah! The thread is alive again!
Woot.

 

Even moar!

Ol' KGL was bumpin' around
Touch Arcade, like a box full of clowns
When suddenly Hodapp popped from the back
And hit KGL with sock full of crack
KGL got dissed and began to fight back
But didn't expect to be slaped by Bat
Who doesn't regret being black
Wait, thats wrong! Why did I say that?

And 360 is the new HCG
And he won't shut up about Pokemon 3.
But before he could make it back to his man-cave
(thinking)

 

http://forums.toucharcade.com/showpost.php?p=1001710&postcount=2

 

If you find anything offensive and you don't like, just tell me.
I will just bombard 360 instead.

 

Oh yeah, i could never forget about the bacon..

 

Don't worry, I fixed it!

And 360 is the new HCG
And he won't shut up about Pokemon 3.
But before he could make it back to his man-cave
(thinking)

 

T-t-t-t-ta-ta-tard-tard-tard-tardis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

T-T-T-T-TA-TA-TARD-TARD-TARD-TARDIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!e

 

If you only knew....

 

360,

 

what is this i dont even

 

You're retarded.
Whoever made that image is clearly retarded.

 

But you can't spell right....and your calling him a.....hmmm...how does this work again?

 

So have you heard of this guy? ipod touch fan?

He was really cool but the damn moderators banned him. I wish I could have him back

But the mod who kicked him had his moding powers taken away because he abused them, so hopefully ipod touch guy will come back soon.

 

nvm ._.

 

what? what did i say?