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Coke or Pepsi

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  1. Coke

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  2. Pepsi

    16 vote(s)
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  1. The Bat Outta Hell

    The Bat Outta Hell Moderator
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    Hodapp needs to give his end of the deal lmfao

    Even though I sense utter destruction of the site, kijib definitely earned it.
     
  2. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    Well, he is not going to ignore you after I get done re-doing your lyrics (which I've already shown you)
     
  3. kijib

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  4. Will090

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    #2544 Will090, Apr 6, 2010
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2010
    New and improved lyrics:

    Old Kgamelover was posting around
    TouchArcade like a big playground
    When suddenly a Bat burst out of Hell
    and hit Kgamelover with superior posts
    Kgamelover got pissed and began to attack
    but didn't expect to be found by TBN
    who proceeded to open up a can of Not funny
    When Tocarina A came out of the blue

    And he started beating up The Beastly Ninja
    Then they both got flattened by the Bat Outta Hell
    but before he could make it back to the Batcave
    Harp_Player popped out of his grave
    and took an AK-47 out from under his spam
    and blew Bat away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    but the mods ran out of patience and he was banned again
    because LBG came to report the guy

    this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games
    good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games

    Kgamelover took a bite out of LBG
    like ImNoSuperMan took a bite out of crime
    and then TBN came back covered in a tire track
    but Random Guy jumped out and landed on his back
    and Bat outtta Hell was injured, and trying to get steady
    when Harp_Player came back with more spam
    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Vovin took him out with his whip

    then he saw Kgamelover sneaking up from behind
    and he reached for his bam hammer which he just couldn't find
    'cause Bat outta Hell stole it and he swung but
    Random Guy deflected it with his fist
    then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
    while Harp_Player tried to pole vault
    onto LBG, but they collided in the air
    then they both got hit by a Battle Bear Snipe

    this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone games
    good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Discussion...

    angels sang out an immaculate chorus
    down from the heavens descended Will090
    who delivered a visitor message which could get him banned
    onto the profile of Vovin
    who put Will on the ignore list, with a large smirk
    as Bat outta Hell changed back into Gurgie
    but Will saw through his clever disguise
    and he called Aurora's flames to burn Bat back to hell

    then Zincous the Mod and Arn the Admin and
    "James Cameron's Avatar"'s Na'vi named Skipper*and
    CandyNJ and The Devilishly Good and
    Foozelz and MidianGTX
    Vester, the Zutons, Derek420, and Da Shiz Wiz
    Fleabag, InNoSuperman, every single spam account
    Slapshot and all his posties,
    Hardcoregamer, and all his accounts
    all came out of nowhere lightning fast
    and they kicked Will090 in his awesome ass
    it was the stupidest thread the lounge had ever seen
    with lurkers and guests looking on in total awe

    and the battle raged on for several years
    many members were banned, but eventually
    the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
    Kijib a bloodstained moderator

    this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games
    good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the site TouchArcade...
    this is the site TouchArcade...
    this is the site TouchArcade...
    of iDevice Games

    I'm working on making it into an actual song, stay tuned
     
  5. The prez 12521

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    damn :(

    I've got an idea for like an intro or outro or a fill. I always imagined TouchARcade being said like Cyclone, like 'Toucharcadeeee, Touchatoucharcade' it sounds better in my head :p ill record it if someone wants it and wants to (MUST) edit it
     
  6. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    Replace the lyrics on this:
    [hqyoutube]waSRnjP_6d4[/hqyoutube]

    To this:

    Eli Hodapp

    Administrator for

    Touch Arcade.

    It's part of his everyday schedule.

    iPhone Review Site.

    Buying things we should not buy.

    Because we don't need more useless apps.

    But there is so sense crying for every app you take.

    You just keep on flaming untill Hodapp cannot take.

    And the flamming is done,

    and you get banned for fun

    by the moderators on Touch Arcade.

    (I have more then this, just wanted to give everyone else a little taste)
     
  7. Hitch

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    Dang, I didn't make it in any songs! :( Haha I guess I'm not a big enough nerd... :(
     
  8. kijib

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    #2548 kijib, Apr 6, 2010
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2010
    Hodapp! please answer me!







    remember how i made this thread to escape the ipad talk? :D
     
  9. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    @kijib
    The new lyrics are done. I will post a video with just lyrics tomorrow.
     
  10. RankoSao

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    Are we gonna sit here and take this?? :mad:
     
  11. Hitch

    Hitch Well-Known Member

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    Yeah!... Uh, I mean, NO!:mad:
    DEFY THE COSMOS!
     
  12. The prez 12521

    The prez 12521 Well-Known Member

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    um...yeah!
     
  13. Hitch

    Hitch Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I could not find the dang "which console game should I buy" thread, and this thread is always off topic, so here we go!

    Any thoughts on Brutal Legends?

    I have 60 bucks to spend and I wanna buy 3 older games. So Brutal Legends, Dead Space(maybe... Not really a horror fan) and something else. Any recomendations? I love platformers and action games. Not looking for a FPS this time. Thanks in advance!
     
  14. RankoSao

    RankoSao Well-Known Member

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    um...youre the one im raging against.. >_>
     
  15. Hitch

    Hitch Well-Known Member

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    #2555 Hitch, Apr 6, 2010
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2010
    Hahahahaha... :mad:
    :confused:
    :eek:
    :(
    :eek:
    :)
    Oh. Lmao! Haha just realized what you meant! No worries, I'm still actually a pretty big nerd. ;)
     
  16. LBG

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    New song is coming soon. Just adding the final touches.
     
  17. Wow, now everyone is making a song, I wanna make one :D
    Haven't been following the "sing along blog" so what happened? And congrats kijib, to your kinda silly, weird-ish song :D
     
  18. LBG

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    #2558 LBG, Apr 6, 2010
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2010
    Well here it is.

    I was rather intoxicated while singing (I probably wouldn't of sung it otherwise), so please excuse the slurring and bad singing! :D
    My accent is (Southern) English and most Americans will probably think it sounds posh, but trust me, my accent is considered pretty common here in the UK.

    Please watch in 480p otherwise it looks shit.

     
  19. d1

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    Interesting....Lol :p
     
  20. Wow. Wow. Wow. That cheered me up. Well done
     

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