It's amazing how one simple roll of a d8 can change the hatred of kjib into the love of kjib. I personally haven't read more than the first two pages of this thread, but for some reason now it seems like everyone loves kjib when before we had the "What's Wrong with You People" series that EVERYONE hated...
Lucky kijib. Last time I got a d8 rolled for me half of my house exploded. Wait, no, I just forgot to put away the Zinc before filtering the oxygen in the room.
Moog's got a nifty new gadget that helps out with that awful, overproduced pop singing we've been getting subjected to: MF-401 Auto De-tune