SIGN ME UP. I can play a mean Ocarina solo! Or some soothing Ocarina background music! Do we have an leaf trombone players hear? We could have a whole band!
Ok I just parodied Ali in the Jungle by The Hours. Tell me what you think It's, not, how many posts, it's the quality, And it's, not, how you play, it's how good are you, Everybody loves good apps, Everybody loves good apps, But how are you gonna discuss? But how are you gonna discuss? iPhone Gamers use TouchArcade, iPhone Gamers use TouchArcade, What members will you encounter? What members will you encounter? Like The Zutons and Sally, Like Harp_Player in ban, Like Maximes wait on Minigore, With posts like that, they were bound to fail Like Candy getting bullied, Like Kijibs quest for mod, Like Beastly Ninja, how I loathed that man, well the guy wasnt funny and still told jokes, yes... Yes, yes, yes It's, not, who you, It's your music talent, TouchArcade Theme Song And it's, not, about the things you've done, it's what you're singing, now, What are you singing, now? Everybody wants to lead, Everybody wants to lead, How quick are you gonna pick Kijib? How quick are you gonna pick Kijib? Everybody will get banned, Everybody will get banned, How long is gonna be a mod? Just how long is he gonna be a mod? Like Hodapp on the filters, Like EDNGs reign, Like Slapshots list of posties, Well with posts like that, they were bound to win Like Arn creating TouchArcade, Like Zincous's Open Feint points, Like Will090, how I loved that man, well the guy is really awesome and cool, yes... Oooh, ooh, ooh Yes, yes, yes Oooh, ooh, ooh Yes, yes, yes Oooh, ooh, ooh (I couldn't think of anything here, help me out ) It's the greatest comeback since Lazarus, The greatest comeback since Lazarus, It's the greatest comeback since Lazarus, The greatest comeback since Lazarus, It's the greatest comeback since Lazarus, The greatest comeback since Lazarus, The greatest comeback since Lazarus, The greatest comeback... It's the greatest comeback...
Go kijib, go! yeah, I'd help. I can play the ocarina and leaf trombone very well. (hence my name) can I be in the lyrics?
Here it is, tell me what you think Old Kgamelover was posting around TouchArcade like a big playground When suddenly Bat outta Hell burst from the shade and hit Kgamelover with superior posts Kgamelover got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be found by TBN who proceeded to open up a can of Not funny When Tocarina A came out of the blue And he started beating up The Beastly Ninja Then they both got flattened by the Bat Outta Hell but before it could make it back to the Batcave Harp_Player popped out of his grave and took an AK-47 out from under his spam and blew Bat away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because LBG came to save the day this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games Kgamelover took a bite out of LBG like ImNoSuperMan took a bite out of crime and then TBN came back covered in a tire track but Random Guy jumped out and landed on his back and Bat outtta Hell was injured, and trying to get steady when Harp_Player came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Vovin took him out with his whip then he saw Kgamelover sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Bat outta Hell stole it and he shot and he missed and Random Guy deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a somersault while Harp_Player tried to pole vault onto LBG, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Battle Bear Stare this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone games good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Discussion... angels sang out an immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Will090 who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Vovin who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Bat outta changed back into Gurgie but Will saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Bat's head inbetween his thighs then Zincous the Mod and Arn the Admin and "James Cameron's Avatar"'s Na'vi named and Kipper*and CandyNJ and The Devilishly Good and Foozelz and MidianGTX Vester, the Zutons, Derek420, and Da Shiz Wiz Fleabag, InNoSuperman, every single spam account Slapshot and all his posties, Hardcoregamer, and all his accounts all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Will090 in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with other members looking on in total awe and the battle raged on for several years many members were banned, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Kijib a bloodstained moderator this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the site TouchArcade... this is the site TouchArcade... this is the site TouchArcade... of iDevice Games
