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  1. crimson.

    crimson. Well-Known Member

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    I don't have one...
    In AMERICA.
    I don't. Not my fault. LOL I'm gonna get an ice cold lemonade. It's like water 2.0!
     
  2. Kamazar

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    You and me both, SS, you and me both.
     
  3. SmallSoldiers81

    SmallSoldiers81 Well-Known Member

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    OH MAN! if you go pink lemonade your gonna be freezing your ass off its that refreshing. But luckily we have heating in hour mansions hmm? im also a billionaire if you didnt know


    crimson just so you know it was a joke when i said i truly feel sorry
     
  4. crimson.

    crimson. Well-Known Member

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    I don't have one...
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    Only a billion?! Psssh that's pocket change. Mansion? I don't have mansions. I have countries. I also have a very large hot tub.

    Yeah I know LOL.
     
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  6. SmallSoldiers81

    SmallSoldiers81 Well-Known Member

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    Well you know those impoverished nations? well i own them biatch. and its sorta my fault there impoverished :) im also a male model from europe


    AHH! i feel so lucky! it says my name on the picture hodapp!!! AHH hahahah
     
  7. crimson.

    crimson. Well-Known Member

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    @ Hodapp
    That's terrible. Keep it up! :)
     
  8. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    LMAO! Made my day :D
     
  9. crimson.

    crimson. Well-Known Member

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    I don't have one...
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    No it's my fault. I stole all your purified water to fill my hot tub. Sorry...
     
  10. SmallSoldiers81

    SmallSoldiers81 Well-Known Member

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    oh yeah and crimson. your hot tub only counts if you pee in it a lot, just so the water is thoroughly contaminated and ruined
     
  11. SmallSoldiers81

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  12. crimson.

    crimson. Well-Known Member

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    I don't have one...
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    Not really. You still lose all your water.
     
  13. SmallSoldiers81

    SmallSoldiers81 Well-Known Member

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    Well whatever. i live in america so i have nice water. try stealing that for your hot tub!
     
  14. crimson.

    crimson. Well-Known Member

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    I don't have one...
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    I do too. Just look at my location. It's specific. Why would I need American water when I already have all that other water?
     
  15. SmallSoldiers81

    SmallSoldiers81 Well-Known Member

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    #135 SmallSoldiers81, Apr 15, 2009
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    everyone knows that guatemalan water isnt good for your pores. american water is






    crimson?
     
  16. Kris Jones

    Kris Jones Well-Known Member

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    Guys!

    This is propaganda! You don't need to filter water your body does that for you!

    You don't even need to drink it!

    This is what I do:
    Run a bath. Get into a bath. Bathe long enough to get the water into your body through osmosis. Enjoy the deliciousness!
     
  17. spacecowgoesmoo

    spacecowgoesmoo Well-Known Member

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    Almost 15 minutes of silence there..scary o_O
     
  18. Rocketman919

    Rocketman919 Well-Known Member

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    I dont know if this was pointed out earlier, but at least Audrey had the smarts to post in the correct forum. Some of our users dont even do that :p
     
  19. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    That wasn't what I meant, I just didn't think the jokes were "appropriate", sure you can make fun of water filters, I do it all the time! but making fun of people with water issues even when they aren't offended by it (because obviously don't "Browse touch arcade on their satellite phones") is bad taste.


    As for the Shamwow vs. Billy mays thing... didn't the shamwow guy turn out to be a pedophile? I think I heard that somewhere and it would deduct some serious points in this battle.

    As for 24, I completely agree crappiest season by far!!! I mean one bad guy < another bad guy<another badder guy < Even worse guy < worsest guy < Devil. Just worst plot on a tv series I 've seen all year.
     
  20. Spiral75

    Spiral75 Well-Known Member

    ROFL!! I know I am late in replying to this thread. But your response made me LOL in real life!
     

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