Welcome (Best thread on Touch Arcade)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by jonesaudrey, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. jonesaudrey

    jonesaudrey New Member

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    Hi, i am Audrey. i have joined, because i feel they everyone is not getting enough water and causing their bodies harm. There is a lot of hype about water, therefore you should educate yourself on what water to drink and how much. The lack of water has made people very ill. I am interested in letting people know how to purify their water with water filters.
     
  2. Mr. Charley

    Mr. Charley Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the forums.

    Sorry if I've misunderstood but are you here to sell something or here to discuss iphone games?
     
  3. Ph4ntom4

    Ph4ntom4 Well-Known Member

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    **** yeah I always wanted one of those.
     
  4. CDubby94

    CDubby94 Well-Known Member

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    When I logged in to TA a few minutes ago, I was really curious about water filters. I didn't want to hear about games at all. I just wanted to know more about water filters and I hoped that maybe I'd find something about them on this gaming site. My prayers have been answered.
     
  5. Eli

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    Wow, Audrey. Could you tell us more about your water filters? Not having access to clean drinking water is one of America's greatest hardships. I'm glad you've decided to come on a forum dedicated to iPhone and iPod Touch gaming to tell us about your amazing product. When I turn on my tap I get this nasty brown mixture of mud, sand, toxic waste, salt, human excrement, and I suppose there's some water in there too.

    How effective would your filters be at removing these contaminants?

    Anxiously awaiting your reply,
    Thirsty in Chicago
     
  6. Stykman

    Stykman Well-Known Member

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    i heard smart water is very clean
     
  7. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    LMAO. I need clean drinking water too! Us Baltimorians have terrrrrriiibbbbbllllleeee city water. It's so bad, it has this nasty chlorine taste.
     
  8. Kamazar

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    Water?! I have heard of this substance only in legends! Yes, the Gods would drink it. It was what made up the heavens. I use to dream about it, but I've never seen or tasted it. I remember however, long ago, when I was a young boy, a drop, a single drop, fell on my ear. That moment has haunted me to this very day. Tell me, is it true? Do you hold the key to the mythical dam of Ethros?
     
  9. Eli

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    How much hydro can I get for this?

    [​IMG]
     
  10. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    Your a mod man, be nice.
    I respect you but cut the guy some slack.
    Your a mod not EDNG
    Like I said Hodapp I rescect you highly but your posts..... not all the time (but most of the time I do respect your posts)
     
  11. Eli

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    Did you read this thread? The dude who posted it is spamming water filters, we're having fun with him. Go back and read it again if you don't get it.
     
  12. theone1007

    theone1007 Well-Known Member

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    So you decided to advertise water filters on an iPhone gaming website?

    Weird... I would think that water filters would go with the water filtering section, not the iPhone gaming section. Unless you have some wonderful iPhone app that simulates, or even better, actually filters water, which you probably don't because that's just not possible.
     
  13. Eli

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    hahahahaha
     
  14. DaveMc99

    DaveMc99 Well-Known Member

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    Are you being serious? This is the definition of spam. The guy just posted this ad and left.. if he posted in other threads about games it would be different.
     
  15. Big Albie

    Big Albie Well-Known Member

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    All I can say is "wow!"

    Now I need a drink.
     
  16. Eli

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    It better be a filtered drink. [​IMG]
     
  17. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    I'm just asking just act like a mod not like EDNG.....
     
  18. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    #18 le'deuche123, Apr 14, 2009
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    I drink my water with glass and thumbtacks in it, oh oh and metal shavings, almost forgot the metal shavings......try filtering that out!
     
  19. Eli

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    Please start reading threads before posting in them. For the love of all things true and decent in this world. Please.
     
  20. CDubby94

    CDubby94 Well-Known Member

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    Your marketing campaigns are ridiculously clever! I'm thirsty for some good ol' filtered water right about now!
     

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