Watchmen (The Movie) Sucks!

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  1. superbad

    superbad Well-Known Member

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    WTH is the point? V for Vendetta wanna be but more confusing :D
     
  2. axin92

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    Did they really show Dr. Manhattan's thing?
     
  3. Vester

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    read the book first, and if u still dont like it then there is something wrong with u :D
     
  4. fazfznz

    fazfznz Well-Known Member

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    its not bad
     
  5. Kamazar

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    Yeah, but it honestly wasn't shown as often or was ask distracting as most people put it. It's not like he had a boner during the filming.

    And I liked it. While it wasn't phenomenal, I still think it deserves a spot in my favorite superhero flicks.
     
  6. Brazilian Rider

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    I'm guessing you didn't watch the 3D version then?

    *Shudders*
     
  7. Big Albie

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    Didn't this movie come out a while ago?
     
  8. Vester

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    it came out DVD recently i think
     
  9. coconutbowling

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    It wasn't a bad movie, just so loooooooooooooooooong. Oh, and Rorschach made the movie.
     
  10. Big Albie

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    Ah, that makes sense. I was about to write that I thought "Hudson Hawk" wasn't all that bad. :eek:
     
  11. rIcHrAnDoM

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    Watchmen: Justice is Coming suxx as well.
     
  12. Kamazar

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    It being released after The Dark Knight was almost suicidal. It probably would've gotten a better reception if it weren't for the ridiculously high expectations.
     
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    hahahahahahahahhahaha good one
     
  14. nightbeaver

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    yeah the movie was terrible but i suggest getting the motion comic on dvd its great it is narrated by one guy who also acts out all the parts even women's parts but the acting is way better than in the movie. i thinkt he motion comic is like five bucks dont get the dvd of tales of black frieghter though its already in the motion comic.
     
  15. sundance kid

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    the movie wasn't terrible, compared to the book maybe,but they did what they could in a almost 3 hour movie. to make it exactly like the novel it would've had to be much longer, they skipped some stuff but overall kept to the plot of the novel very well. if you didn't like the movie don't read the book. if anything you should have read the book before you watched the movie. and you would have much more appreciation for the movie. its known as the comic that could never be filmed. but what Zack Snyder did with it is the closest, and best thing your gonna get ever for a watchmen movie.if your gonna read the novel, don't compare the 2.zack snyder said while filming watchmen, that they had to stray from the comic a bit, especially at the end.but ti was for the people who haven't read the book, so they could understand more.
     
  16. goldglover411

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    This movie sssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
     
  17. wootbean

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    I know, I loved it too.

    I watched it on a plane flight and they blurred Dr. Manhattan's
     
  18. goldglover411

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    haha i fell asleep within 15 minutes of watching it
     
  19. superbad

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    This movie would be better if they showed a giant blue wang.

    Now that would be some oscar winning shizz!
     
  20. NotYou

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    Didn't the same guy write both stories? I might be wrong. Either way, they both sucked big ****** ******** donkey *******. I thought that guy in V for Vendetta would never shut up. It was basically 1984 with super heros and bad writing.

    The Watchmen was interesting and well made, but something about it just made it not that good. I'd had to very in depth to explain why, but I just didn't care for it.

    I'd give it three stars: 5 for Rorschach and 3for everything else. That averages out to 4, but it gets -1 for the gratuitous blue schlong that flaps in the wind(yes, look closely, it waves in the wind).
     

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