Then look no further my friends! But act now, only 8 days left on the bids! What could you do with Tom Cruise water you ask? P.S. WHAT THE F*CK AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Awesome next time I go to florida I'm bringing a water bottle and scooping up some ocean water and saying that it's possible that christopher columbus sailed in it... or any obama if nobody buys it... By the way... Booch why were you looking that up anyway?
Funny you should ask, I was listening to the radio (which is rare, I mean I probably listen to the radio like a total of an hour a year) and they were talking about it and other Random shit people sell on eBay/Craig's list. This was one of them and I HAD to see for myself hahahah
Booch, your serendipity is endless. Just a thought, does the water taste more macho than purified water?
I wonder what this guy had to go through to retrieve the water? I mean, there must be some serious security there to prevent bystanders from obtaining Mr. Cruise's magical skin cells. He's probably got world-leading regenerative technology in there, since he's fifty and still can crank out Mission: Impossible films like a boss.
Why would Tom Cruise water have a cross on it? Does a cross have some kind of significance to scientologists? I certainly hope so, it's not nice to screw with xenu. Obligitory:
