Don't get into this please, both of you be more intelligent and shhhhh... And onto fish, when I ate a moving fish once, I didn't like the texture or the feel of it, so it really didn't appeal. I also dislike Sushi, even though I have tried it again and again.
Ownage has to be awarded by someone other than the owner, otherwise it doesn't count. That'd be like me giving myself a knighthood.
I need to get me one of those. That way, if I ever forget to eat breakfast, I can take some to work with me. The ultimate multi-tasker.
I do not blame the kid for holding on for dear life. At all. At least he didn't slide down on his stomach.... Ouch.
Yes, a joke about consuming animals is no doubt the lowest depths a man could sink to. I say we not only ban LBG for posting the photo, but also find the guy holding the puppy and crucify him for crimes against internet humour. I like how you're almost taking the picture completely seriously
Hey, I'm thinking back to my youthful years where the closet was filled with monsters trying to kill me, the TV downstairs was secretly a compartment where Darth Vader would pop out and slice me in half if the lights weren't on, and pixie dust actually made you fly. Having a cheese grater-like extension to a slide only makes the kid still inside of me scream in fear. I guess it got loose from the shackles and movement-sensitive machine gun turrets in the corner of my brain where I stored it. Dangit. I don't think even that last bit can help protect my masculinity. Curse you, Darth Vader and your freakish mask!
