Everybody shut up and look at this! In just 24 hours we've accumulated over 5,300 more Golden Cows! Doesn't it feel good to just passively watch that progress bar rise? It's like those pointless clicker games the kids these days like so much. Except for that when this bar fills up, IT GRANTS A WISH, YA'LL. I I I I I I I V Mic Drop.
Many thanks, benevolent and all powerful NOEN <3 This is a hard thing to talk about without it sounding like a gimmicky sound bite, but when we hit that goal, everyone who played will have contributed to making a real, positive difference in someone's life. I really hope we can get this thing moving and keep the cycle running!
Hey, how was your New Years? Make any stupid, untenable resolutions? Stop resisting cramming those sweets in your mouth and open wide; Lt. Action has something beyond sweet he would like to stuff down ALL of your throats. WE'RE 10% TO OUR GOAL, YA'LL! So how about we cut the crap and make a more realistic resolution and grant a Wish Kid's wish!
I see you all as precious children to me, small frail bodies whom, if left alone, would cannibalize one another until only one was left with a serious catch-22; eat myself and die or starve and die? Luckily with ol' Lt. Action around, you only get one choice; OPEN UP AND SAY "OH MY GOOOODDDDD!"
