Feed that beast, Jamie. When the voice inside you says "that's enough gambling" the only way to shut it up is more gambling. Now, here's a contest for the more traditional folk out there who eschew the indescribable thrill of gambling their earnings into the void! CONTEST #2 IS AFOOT! OUR TOP LEADER: COULD IT BE YOU? Maybe, but it's not yet, so get crackin', dummy. Whichever of you lovely creatures posts and shares the highest score to this thread (via twitter, facebook, straight-up uploading it, whatevs) wins themselves a brand spankin' new Sa-Moo-Rai once he's available in the next update! Pinch yourself. If you're not dreaming it's at least statistically probable that the last bad thing you did went unnoticed and you should at least hurt yourself a little bit in a demonstration of cosmic justice. Don't go overboard, though, we're just talking a pinch here.
I'm at 278 right now. My CaneCenter is still all jacked up, so I just tweeted my score for now @hashtagNOEN. Keep it stiff guys!
CONFIRMED and IMMEDIATELY DENIED, NOEN! He rose so fast and fell so far </3 Anotherkellydown comes in with a swift and merciless smack-down! OUR TOP LEADER: Anotherkellydown with 401! You've got 6 days, you incorrigible jackals! TOPPLE HIM IF YOU DARE!
Ahh, looks like my score didn't register with Game Center, oh well, any way to upload your highest score? Nice work on the game by the way! Fun casual high score game.
Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's gonna take a lot to catch that!!!! Btw: it doesn't have to register in GC. As long as you show proof. I don't know about your screenshot though. It looks a little doctored to me. We may need you to do it again. I'm also gonna need 3 forms of ID.
Please remember when I say that I have rearranged the office furniture into a crude throne atop from which I peer down on this thread and whisper "dance for me, fools", I do so with nothing but love in my heart. The crown of twisted thunderbolt cables and iPhones, however, I wear with nothing but the purest malice. Truly, my spirits are enlivened by such spirited competition! Especially when we've got a newcomer TAKING THE BOARD BY STORM, WHAAAAAT?! OUR TOP LEADER: RossmanBrothersGames with 664! Leave some cows for the rest of us, amirite?* We're cramming in new features and stomping all the bugs that come with it. I dare say that, once our stompin' foot has stomped all the it can stomp and crammed all it can cram (we use the same foot for both- don't worry, it's completely sanitary), the new update oughta be live within two weeks! Now, let's take a look at the underlined word. WITHIN; not IN, but WITHIN. We're hoping it doesn't take long for Apple to surface after its morning Scrooge McDuck money dive and approve us so we can kick this puppy out. It doesn't matter, you'll all be playing Fallout 4 anyway. I know I will be. *Show no mercy. Do your civic duty and consume as many cows as you can.
Let's hope Apple do not drag their pegs like the undead after all your stomping. Sadly, this guy'll be replaying Fallout 3/ New Vegas, or maybe that Campaign(-less) Black Ops III as I'm still rocking a last-gen XBOX 360. I am now off to sulk.. I'll just leave this here . . .
You have got to be kidding me Jamie! I was ALMOST catching up to RossmanBros, but this is straight up cray-cray!
If I wasn't an undead abomination cursed to walk this Earth and dance for peanuts, "be still my beating heart" would be an apt phrase here! You have blown me straight out of the water, skittering across the dock, through the front window of some sap's kitchen, out the back door, THROUGH a goose and into the upper stratosphere of being super-duper-impressed. It's clear to me now that I need to Jamie-Proof these contests. YA'LL HAVE THREE MORE DAYS! CONTEST #2 IS AFOOT! OUR TOP LEADER: Jamie84303 with 875!
Soz, No yolk Noen, four reels. I could not seem to find the breaks. But, then did ,and it was straight down cray-cray. Them steaks were high. Bits of bones e'rywhere. This calls for a Pillow Flight!
Why, thank you kind sir. That's some blow! I'm gonna have to try and break one thousand cows now. Good luck ladies and gentlemen. P.S. Fallout 4 is fun ;P
