I started playing today. I like the entire make a wish thing so I in turn would like to give back. I have a question. I was looking at the ships. What do the stats above mean? For instance the last one you can purchase has flames and all the items lit up. What does it mean? I was going to spend a few bucks to give back a bit Billy Oh and now that I've read this entire thread. The big coin prize will be mine suckers. Lol. Come on MetalCasket and Noen and Anotherkellydown lets see what you gentlemen got!
Ohhhhhhh snap, son! You guys got CALLED OUT. Not that you have much of a chance! Let's take a look at the current leaderboards. Udder Panic TA Contest #1: First Place: Lt. Action (12) Second Place: No One (0) Third Place: Nadda (0) Fourth Place: Nuthin' (0) Also, my Lord of Shad0wz, I'm pleased as a very manly shade of punch that you wanna support these kids (AND US!) The graphic above each ship has to do with SPEED. The "One Star" ships are what I would call "Normal Difficulty" and it scales up from there. I was thinking people might enjoy the challenge of getting high scores with ships that JUST DON'T QUIT. Here's a little tidbit I'm sharing for the first time ever RIGHT IN THIS VERY THREAD: If you can get a score of 1,000 cows, you will unlock the FASTEST ship in the game. Go on, I dare you. *ALSO a special shout out to our buds over at BitStern! Thanks so much for the review, guys!
I SHOULD be on the leaderboards with 3, but something is going on with GameCenter. I don't know if it's just me, but I've checked on all my devices and GC shows that I have no games. I can't even get the leaderboards to pull up in-game. GameCenter has been wonky ever since iOS9 released.
The consensus around here is that NOEN is a man worthy of our trust and, in the face of this staggering debut onto the leaderboards, our undying admiration. Udder Panic TA Contest #1: 1st: Lt. Action (12) 2nd: NOEN (3) 3rd: Nadda (0) 4th: Nuthin' (0) I believe the term "hot on my heels" is appropriate because boy howdy am I feelin' that signature NOEN heat.
Haha. The word NOEN is a name you can trust! They used to call me "El Trustó" back in the day. Apparently "back in the day" I was Spanish? NOEN actually comes from Greek Mythology from the great NOEN: The God of Trust. The French call me "Le Truste". As you can tell, I'm kind of a big deal. But yea, I don't know what the heck is going on with GameCenter. I did a factory reset and that fixed it for a little while, then after 9.2, GameCenter is all wonky again. I'll screenshot it next time. I'm sure ur pretty scared anyway.
I haven't played in a couple days but my high score is 237 cows, placing me at #29 on the leaderboard. You, NOEN, and metalcasket aren't even showing up as posting a score. Game Center has been acting weird.
Anybody playing this on an iPhone 4S (iOS 9.1?) I'm experiencing lag, lol. A simple, but addictive game. Today, I played it while waiting for a train.
I must be honest, I first encountered your legend in a land far to the east. Trekking up a misty mountain trail one afternoon, I noticed all the wild life had vacated the area. The sky had grown dark but the foliage ahead was illuminated by an other worldly glow. As I grew closer I became light, I began to float. Up in the clouds I looked down below as the Earth melted away beneath me, and I didn't care. I breeched a high layer of cloud cover and there in front of me was a being made of celestial wonder and unrepentant radiance. His beautiful name was NOEN or, as the locals refer to him, Trust-San. I knew then that doubt was a thing of the past for me, for I had been bathed in the trustworthy light of Trust-San. In my darkest hours, I still look back on that encounter and all anxiety is washed clean from me, like dirt in the rain. I didn't mention it in the above story but, sitting on an ivory platter high in the sky next to Trust-San was Trust-Chan, otherwise known as "Anotherkellydown" here in the west. Udder Panic TA Contest #1: 1st: Anotherkellydown (237) 2nd: Lt. Action (12) 3rd: NOEN (3) 4th: Nuthin' (0) Stay strong my intrepid thumb-tapping warrior! As we speak we are working on memory optimization (as well as one or two new features ;D) for the next update! Just keep sucklin' those cows and good things will come to all of us <3
Sorry to sound like an old bovine, but Twitter sharing's hit and miss, Game Center does not appear to update and then there's the occasional crash and loss of last game data after watching an ad too. Hopefully these are all teething problems. I haven't given up on you yet Lt. Action-Sir!
That was so beautiful! Next game: A text-driven, dark tale of the legend-dairy Truth-Chan and his faithful apprentice, Truth-San, as they journey through a vast, mysterious land in search of a lost relic. Throughout their perilous adventure, Truth-Chan unearths an unholy artifact, unleashing a long-forgotten demon. The foul creature casts a powerful curse across the land that only the most beautiful and pure maiden in all the world can dispel. Long story short, Truth-Chan is wed with the goddess of truth and they live happily ever after. Truth-San already has a woman, so it's all good.
That story moved me to tears. Its taught me to be a better person in life and follow my true passion which is writing poems. I thank you AKD for this eye opening experience. You will always be in my heart.
Truly, before I knew NOEN, I had no concept of the truth and trustworthiness of the natural world. Now here I am, singing with the voices of the mountain and painting with no less than ALL of the colors of the wind. Now every night I hear the cry of the wolf to the blue corn moon, and I know why the grinning bobcat grins. WE'VE GOT 20 MINUTES, PEOPLE. Udder Panic TA Contest #1: 1st: Jamie84303 (400) 2nd: Anotherkellydown (237) 3rd: Lt. Action (12) 4rd: NOEN (3) The newcomer with as many posts as I have fingers (the 11th one is a secret finger. Tell no one) is leading the charge! Who dare unseat thee? YOU, m'lud? Do you have the CHOPS? Since I've started typing we've got NINETEEN MINUTES LEFT! Eighteen!
AWWWWW SNAP! Jamie8403 is our winner with 400 cows! Keep an eye on that inbox, Jamie! We'll be dropping something hot n' sticky sweet in there for you, soon <3 For the rest of you losers, I have bad news! (This is actually for Jamie8403, too, but the sting should be dampened by that SICK PRIZE). Due to technical difficulties we won't be able to get our Halloweenie into your sweaty hands in time for Halloween. To make up for this we're going to be giving away the Halloweenie and the ship Toil N' Trouble FOR FREE. How do you like that? You all just won a game you didn't even know you were playing. Talk about instant gratification. You can all thank me privately and lavishly later. My door is always wide, wide open to praise. If anyone can't wait and needs to praise me right here and right now, well, we won't judge.
Lol. It's funny. This whole time, I thought the competition was for how many Golden Cows you could get in one run. (Don't ask me why I thought it was that.....Seriously, don't EVER ask me that question.) I was wondering how the hell my score was so much lower. Ah well, my fault. I don't think I ever got into the 400's anyway. I think I'm usually somewhere in the 300's. Hey, even a Greek God messes up once in awhile. Congrats to everybody either way.
Oh brave, noble NOEN. You saw a cause larger than yourself. When I offered a chance to be selfish, NOEN said "nay, this one is for the kids". It is true that a Greek God can flub up. Your mercy shines brightly as most Greek Gods who mess up usually take their rage out on a virgin or some new young couple. The virgins and bushy tailed newly weds across the globe thank you for your restraint. Lt. Action will remember your sacrifice, you benevolent creature, you <3 We're gonna host ANOTHER contest on Monday! Talk amongst yourselves until then.
Yay! Thank you Lt. Action-sir! I'll be sure to spend my winnings wisely (,the only way I know how) and gamble them away on moar prizes! Great to hear there's another giveaway soon. Also that, despite the delay, "Everyone's a winner baby, That's the truth." What when you're giving away the Halloweenie and the ship Toil N' Trouble FOR FREE! We are not worthy.
