Oh, we were supposed to make up quotes? How 'bout: "Don't shoot until you see the blacks of their skull sockets!" or "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their skulls!"
"Hey! Look! A bird!" Random. It would be funny if they were talking about killing zombies and then suddenly said that lol.
"It's zombie time" "Time to explode some zombies up!!" "Let's get some skulls rolling" "I want that zombie's head to decorate my house"
These are all my ideas in one comment box "I have a feeling I'm being controlled" "Germans couldn't handle the dead, but we can" *Zombies Mumbles and Groans* "I think he's making fun of my mother!" "My friends call me 'Coach' " (Left 4 Dead 2) "Your pathetic trying to survive" "When you give zombies a brain, they will want more" ( 'If you give a pig a pancake, he will want more' Book) "Edgar Allen Poe would die for a story like this" "Nacht Der Untoten" (CoD:Zombies, it says 'Night of Undead') "Shi No Numa" (CoD:Zombies) "Der Riese" (CoD:Zombies) "This is GERMANY(or USA)" ( Inspired from 300 ) "Well your also a 'grwahhllll' Mr.Undead" "Well put a bullet through your head to ease the pain" "I'll call that one Billy" "Don't let there satanic looks scare you!" "Bob Saget is scarier then you, you undead freaks" "Looks like we have a full house" "Lets show them how to really attack!" "Aim for the head" "Looks like the FOX network is going to have a special tonight" "Look! Every one point and laugh, he is missing an arm and a leg!" "When the tough gets going, you just aim and shoot" "Time to take out the trash" "Looks like we have to fight one last fight" "We need to finish this fight" "I just saved 15% or more by switching to GEICO" "Who you going to call? The U.S.S Armada" "Will this ever end" "Shut Down" (After Zombie is killed) "Denied" (After Zombie is killed) "Looks like were saving Private Ryan" (You know the movie) "Looks like these Zombies needs a therapist, and were the ones to help them" "Germans economy is really this bad?" "Looks like there stock market also crashed" "This ones an donated his organs, what a nice man....time to die now" "How many more can there be?" (MiniGore) *In an old mans voice* "My grandkids would love to hear about this!" "You know your a Zombie when your diet consists of brains and flesh" (Inspired by 'Blue Collar' specail on Comedy Central" "Looks like the last of Germany's Starbucks closed" "Only in Germany" "Look at all this blood...and arms.....and legs....and torso's" "Looks like the zombification is rear ending the arse of the German troops" (Inspired by George W. Bush) "I gotta feeling" ( Black Eyed Peas ) "Bloody hell theres alot of bodies" "Location, location, location" "Lets hope they brought a undead priest, because they are going to be needed to be prayed on after were done" *In an Irish accent* "I think there after me lucky charms!" "Things do not look good" "I think hell just froze over" "Zombies, eat flesh" (Inspried by Subway and MindJuice) "Zombies, Mhmm, mhmm, mhmmm, mhmmm, mhm.......Toasty (Inspired from Quizmos and MindJuice) "Don't make me taze you bro" (Inspired by a poular YouTube video) "Zombie bit me!" (Inspired by 'Charlie Bit Me') "Feast on lead, zombies" "I'll find more ways to kill you, don't worry" "Were no strangers to love, except you zombies.....your not loved" (Inspired by the famous 'Rick Roll') "I'll put a twilight in your eye, and by twilight ....I mean a bullet" (Inspired by "Vanilla Twilight") "Looks like hell just arrived, and with an endless horde" "Make them suffer" "Rocks, Dirt and Lead, all those thing will go through your head" "I'm going to bury you alive.....I mean dead......" "Don't shoot till.....screw it...SHOOT EM' " "Private, try to convince the zombies to go back" --------------------------------------------- NEW --------------------------------------------- "Zombies taking over? There's an app for that" "Lets get there heads rolling" "Some one woke up on the wrong side of the grave..." "Were is out Exorcist?" "Who you gonna call? US" "When life gives you guns, they also gave you zombies" "Now THIS is what I enlisted in!" MORE IN EDIT
"Are you back for more dirt?" Get it dirt which is a slang way to say you want more trouble. But it also is dirt from the grave...
"All your brains are belong to us!" "Brains...the other white meat!" (or is it grey meat?) "Brains...it's what's for dinner!" "Zombies...they'll kill two friends, then they'll kill two friends, and so on and so on." (Wella Balsam shampoo commercial parody) "Snap! Crackle! Pop! Right in the kisser!" "Zombies...don't leave home without them." "Zombie...the choice of a new generation." "Zombies...Eat Fresh!" (Subway) BTW, I have the game already so I don't need a code.
I got more: hope I win with the ones below "I've eaten things scarier than you" "They're mostly dead....... mostly"
I thought my first set was pretty good, but here's some more ideas: You know a guy is deadicated when he gets hit between the eyes and keeps walkin' Hey look! It's my dead-beat son come back to haunt me! Boy, he sure is a dead ringer for my old man! Hey you zombie scum, I believe the graveyard is that way! If I'm not mistaken, You're dead! I'd be groaning too if I was missing half my guts! Why do I feel like we're not making any progress? Undead vs. dead meat! Alright, if your IQ is lower than 80, we have a mission for you...
