Totally Safe Castle is an easy, frustration-free platformer for iOS (& Android!). In this game, you will: Face mutant tangerine creatures in 100% realistic, strategic sword combat: Encounter highly complex traps and develop strategies to circumvent them: Find your way through dozens of friendly, completely fair areas: Complete challenges to get valuable loot such as Tangerines: Find fun and friendly references to games you've played before: Coming in October 2017 to an iPhone or iPad near you! This post is updated daily-ish with more info. Web demo coming soon! Thanks!
Glad to know you're into it! You can PM me your e-mail and I'll put you in a list so you get an invitation once testing starts, if you'd like. Meanwhile, here's a wonderful bug that happened as I recorded the gifs in the previous post: Basically, the legs keep doing the cartwheel while the body frees up to do whatever it likes. Not only it looked amazing, it also made me invincible indefinitely. It only stopped when I entered a double-door to another level.
Presenting one of the many artifacts you can collect throughout your adventure: The Radioactive Body Lotion!