this morning, a stinky person got into the vehicle I was driving for work, he was wearing stinky cheap cologne, and even when I rolled down the windows his stench remained. i mean he WREAKED. I turned on the air full blast still, I felt like i was awash in a sea of cheap cologne. earlier in the day I had white castle, the answer to your questions is yes......, I was drunk earlier in the day, and yes I did eat a lot. so I thought okay idiot lets play, and I ripped a fart that, well I should rephrase that, I pretty much crapped my pants. there was a very different smell in the van after that, however it wasn't a smell that was any better than the cologne. moral of the story, don't fart in vain.
That was funny. If someone smells I let them know that they stink, let them know by spraying Febreze on them How did the person get in the car in the first place? Hitching for a ride? They scare me (watch the original The Hitcher)
I'm gifted with the ability to imagine things with impeccable detail. If I daydream, I daydream with the entire color spectrum, with every nerve, and every molecule in my body. It's what makes me a (sometimes) brilliant writer (I'm so modest, right? ). Unfortunately, while reading this, I almost literally threw up.
If I'm bring honest yeah I had a few lol. And umm ms jece, where is my bottle? I'll send you some of the best beer from il/in
I drive a vehicle for either handicap or international students in the area that don't have a way of getting around, unfortunatley billar, yeah his name was billar made an appointment.
I will be typing up an unrated and more sober edition of this story, although I don't think it will be safe for TA. Lol. I've left out all of what happened after I lost control of my bowels.
Gosh dang it, get your paws on another bottle and send it this way. I'll send you plenty of goodies from around here, it's my duty as brewmaster and head beergeek at work that I try it.
