The Objective: Post a phrase/sentence that you would never ever hear in real life and have you say WTH, don't worry I'll post examples. The Other Objective: Make people laugh. The Most Important Objective: Have Fun Rules: - Keep it clean - Keep it PG13 - Keep it funny Examples: "Sir, please don't throw your lit cigarette at my dog" "Excuse me, you seem to have parked on my ferret, could you please back it up some" "Sir, please do not take the urinal cakes home" History of this game: A few of my friends smoke so one day someone said the words "lit cigarette" and I was like, "lit cigarette" sounds super weird for some reason, so we turned it into us hanging out and then someone would just random create a one sentence scenario like: "Sir, please do not throw your lit cigarette at me, I don't know you" It was just completely random but awesome, recently we added other sentences, not just ones with "lit cigarette". So yeah guys, Enjoy, I hope you fall in love with this game as we did. Cheers.
Political correctness calls for a big fluffy puppet wearing spandex with a big spoon and a door knob.
Jesus, we know your holy, but could you stop standing in the middle of the freeway, I gotta get to work. Hey Jesus, Steve Jobs, yeah I know you know.