The "WTH" Game

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by Phil_Synowiec, May 22, 2009.

  1. Phil_Synowiec

    Phil_Synowiec Well-Known Member

    The Objective:
    Post a phrase/sentence that you would never ever hear in real life and have you say WTH, don't worry I'll post examples.

    The Other Objective:
    Make people laugh.

    The Most Important Objective:
    Have Fun

    Rules:
    - Keep it clean
    - Keep it PG13
    - Keep it funny

    Examples:

    "Sir, please don't throw your lit cigarette at my dog"

    "Excuse me, you seem to have parked on my ferret, could you please back it up some"

    "Sir, please do not take the urinal cakes home"

    History of this game:
    A few of my friends smoke so one day someone said the words "lit cigarette" and I was like, "lit cigarette" sounds super weird for some reason, so we turned it into us hanging out and then someone would just random create a one sentence scenario like:

    "Sir, please do not throw your lit cigarette at me, I don't know you"

    It was just completely random but awesome, recently we added other sentences, not just ones with "lit cigarette".

    So yeah guys, Enjoy, I hope you fall in love with this game as we did.

    Cheers.
     
  2. pante

    pante Well-Known Member

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    #2 pante, May 22, 2009
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    could you please say hello to my little friend.
     
  3. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    what is the best way lo cut someone with a toothbrush?
     
  4. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    Political correctness calls for a big fluffy puppet wearing spandex with a big spoon and a door knob.
     
  5. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    What makes you think that Elmo wont cut you?

    lol, I love this game.
     
  6. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    Throwing blankets at yourself is NOT a game! :mad:
     
  7. Alichan76

    Alichan76 Well-Known Member

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    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries...
     
  8. inferi22

    inferi22 Well-Known Member

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    Luke i am your...


    dad
     
  9. coconutbowling

    coconutbowling Well-Known Member

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    I left my funkadelic yellow triangles back at home.
     
  10. Burton

    Burton Well-Known Member

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    Go play in traffic.
     
  11. iFonePhanatic

    iFonePhanatic Well-Known Member

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    (In English accent) Sir, can I please have some more f*cking tea?
     
  12. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    You can't just go around killing people with a Rubiks cube!
     
  13. frogtorch

    frogtorch Well-Known Member

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    "That's my hemorrhage, so back off!!"
     
  14. gekkota

    gekkota Well-Known Member

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    I'll give you my iPod Touch if you give me your Zune.
    :rolleyes:
     
  15. Phil_Synowiec

    Phil_Synowiec Well-Known Member

    #15 Phil_Synowiec, May 23, 2009
    Last edited: May 23, 2009
    Jesus, we know your holy, but could you stop standing in the middle of the freeway, I gotta get to work.

    Hey Jesus, Steve Jobs, yeah I know you know.
     
  16. gscal

    gscal Well-Known Member

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    If all else fails, use the purple crayon.
     
  17. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    I think we have a winner! hahah:D ^^

    don't drink sandwiches people!
     
  18. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    look into the greenhouse you psychopathic fool with a big head
     
  19. Alichan76

    Alichan76 Well-Known Member

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    'Olives on my head...munch munch munch!'

    (don't ask me, it just came out:confused:)
     
  20. Stykman

    Stykman Well-Known Member

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    dont remove my tumor!
     

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