The rapture! rescheduled for October 21, 2011

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  1. hamster787

    hamster787 Well-Known Member

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    have you guys seen the guy who has predicted this he is what you would describe as a 'crazy old man' look tat the rapture day wiki article, he uses the date of the great flood and april the 1st (the only significant thing about that date is that its 'put viagra in your teachers coffee day') so yeah. anyway im ****ing screwed if it does happen, God is not going to be happy with me in the slightest + im a "ragin' atheist"

    small print: i respect others views unless your Hitler or a 'super christian'
     
  2. hamster787

    hamster787 Well-Known Member

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    6.00pm may 21st it begins.....
     
  3. ShadowsFall

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    Fail lol, my bad. I thought it was today :|
     
  4. hamster787

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  5. ShadowsFall

    ShadowsFall Well-Known Member

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    Summer job soon
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    Lol wtf :|? I never said that, lawsuit ftw.
     
  6. hamster787

    hamster787 Well-Known Member

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    quotes never lie.....
     
  7. ShadowsFall

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    Click on teh blue arrow next to mah name on your sig, it'll lead you to the real quote you've changed :)
     
  8. hamster787

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    well im lucky no one ever clicks on 'teh blue arrow next to yah name on mah sig'
     
  9. ShadowsFall

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  10. hamster787

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    ;) oh but what about the rape?





    (was that to far :p )
     
  11. dumaz1000

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    Stimpy.....You Idi-OT!

    The bible basically says that nobody can predict the day of resurrection/biblical armegeddon. It can't be prophecized. Anyone who tries is a false prophet. The bible also frowns very heavily upon false prophets. The anti-Christ is the ultimate false prophet, after all.

    However, if you could travel into the future, then, by doing so, you could predict the end of the world. Not because God told you, but because you either saw it with your own eyes or read about it from some history book.

    According to lore, the Mayans ended their calander in December, 2012, because an Extraterrestrial race of interstellar time-travelers went back in time and told them it was going happen. Because the event itself was already part of their written history.

    Whether you believe it or not, believe what you wish. Also, 2012 is caused by a cosmic Extinction Level Event, just like what happened with the dinasours. Some biblical earthquake spreading across the entirety of the planet and killing almost everyone is just so outlandish and wishy-washy. You might as well have just said the entire world is going to flood over, again.
     
  12. Fireball926

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    Mayan story is completely wrong... Our sir Stephen hawking proved time particles exist but disappear the second they are made thus information of the past is impossible to record so you cannot go back in time. Also mayan calender does not end in 2012... When spainards invaded the mayans half of there calender(or more) was destryoed during the attack. People have to stop worrying about this and the rapture... Its people trying to get attention.....;)
     
  13. SkyMuffin

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  14. MidianGTX

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    If the Bible says nobody can predict the resurrection/apocalypse then there's probably another religious Christian text somewhere saying they can :rolleyes:

    P.S. It's 2:30am on the 21st in the UK, and I've yet to receive a visit from anyone even remotely resembling Jesus. Not even a "BIT BZ IN THE MDDLE EAST. B WITH U SOON LUV J XXX" via SMS.
     
  15. The Bat Outta Hell

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    guys it IS real... he studied the bible for over 70 years i think he knows what hes talking about the guy is a genius
     
  16. dreadwench

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    How come you're still here?
    Does god frown on people who pretend they are bats that come from Hell?

    12 pm here! The religious billboards and crazyearthquakepredicty man fail.
    Maybe he is the antichrist.
     
  17. lurtz6

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    Slave to the public education system
    Right behind you, with the machete raised
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    If the world ends tomorrow, it won't have anything to do with that man. I appreciate the warning in advance, but either the world will end tomorrow, or it won't.

    2 hours to go (maybe) before the day of judgement. If the world ends tomorrow, I look forward to seeing all of you on the other side. :)
     
  18. Eupatria

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    That's the problem
    Big Apple
    there is a wrong spelling in it:D
     
  19. The Bat Outta Hell

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    u guys are so ignorant...
     
  20. Slapshot

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    everytime religion comes up you type like a dumbass and u are muslim btw
     

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