**The Random Thread!**

Mine for today. Along with some Robin William quotes.

"I wish the guy who narrates mexican soccer games narrated a golf game. It'd be like: it's going, going going HOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

"OBAMA!!! The dream has come true alleluia. And finally, it is the end of the kingdom of George the second".

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture".

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?!"


OK that's enough for today.

 

http://www.spike.com/blog/how-to-make-girls/84496

 

LOL How much is it?

 

I pray to god they don't make these things in any size above medium.

 

random

 

Random Win.



Munkies.

 

it appears my gif was made into a jpg |:

 

OK if butts are allowed why not?

 

Who doesn't love a good yerba mate?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/b4f6/?cpg=ab

 

Why Everything Sucks

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/07/craig-fergusons-marvelous-rant-why-everything-sucks.html “It became fashionable and desirable to be young and to be stupid. And it started to be a fashion, and that grew, and that grew, and that grew, and that grew, and now that’s what all the kids want to be, ‘Oh, I just want to be young and stupid!’, but that’s not what you want to be. But you know what, that’s not what you want to be! You don’t want to be that! Don’t be young and stupid!”

 

Amen

 

Can you get more random than this?

 

Random:



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hi ya! just wanted to introduce myself!!! obsessed with app games!

 

Lol... well that IS random LOL.

 

Welcome. you have found the right site for your obsession.

 

I'll pile on the candy, it's such a pretty sight.
It makes the food taste a dandy, but my tummy hurts all night.
I'll put in some ingredients, but keep the rest for me.
I'm not just disobedient, I'm careful cant you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book...

Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made.
You know that i love cake.
Finally, it's time to make a cake.

Making food is just like science, (make a make)
With tools that blend and baste. (make a make)
And every fun appliance,
Gives the food a different taste. (HEY!)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book...

Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made.
You know that i love cake.
Finally, it's time to make a cake.

We gotta have it made.
You know that i love cake.
Finally, it's time to make a...you gotta do the cooking by the book. Cake!

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For some reason, whenever I read the lyrics, I think of East Jesus Nowhere, and how Green Day should switch the lyrics for this.