"Man, my 25 foot hdmi cable is so much sexier than Mega Fox", thought Connector after looking at Megan close up without her makeup on. He started having second thoughts. Soon, Connector's thoughts returned back to iOS gaming, the thoughts of Megan started to dissapate from Connector's mind, soon Megan slapped and started to yell...
Connector lost all focus and became a drunk ranting drunk. So, one day, he happened to login on his new ipad into a strange new world called Toucharcade. He was amused by the concept of trolls, zombies, and flamewars. Interested, he created an account on TA, and named himself Connector, his first post read...
Like Shakespeare but was filled with such drunken and deranged utterances that the moderators were oh so tempted to give him a time out but they were also amazed at the vast gaming knowledge Connector had. Connector had found his calling on TA and...
Was promoted to a moderator. This annoyed Hoggy, still depressed over his humiliation of not becoming a mod, so he...
Asked to become one as well. He needed to have others agree with his plea to become a moderator. So he...
Hoggy posted a post on TA, proclaiming his love for it, and for everyone to vote him President of all the modz. However, the other mods grew jealous and envious of him since he was so loved by his peers. Jealous, they...
Banned Hoggy. Fustrated, he decided to make a new account. He decided to call himself defred, and he would hate on everything.
He gathered a band of forumers to help him in his quest for hate. A flame war had sooned followed. He gained the upper hand but then...
A pony appeared, and it spoke! It said, "ninjackid, since Hoggy failed, you must become President of the Modz, and banish the wicked wizard Eli. So Ninjackid, rallied the masses, and....
Overthrew Eli. Ninjackid became the Supreme Ruler of TA for the next day. Until an uprising occured then...
He beat them off with a wooden stick and hacked their accounts which they foolishy beleived to be safe, so they ran away to...
To regroup. They retaliated with Trojan viruses and everything they had in their disposal to overthrow ninjakid. They summoned a troll virus in their futile attempt to stop him. But suddenly...
Hoggy unleashed the T Virus onto the crowd, turning them all to zombies. He then flew away in a helicopter, with Thunderstruck playing in the background. Meanwhile, in Japan,
