A vast expanse of emptiness. There was no shadows- everything was completely white, with no way to tell directions apart other than gravity. He was all alone, and had to rely solely on himself for entertainment- no electronics would work here. Time never passed, as he never felt hungry, nor tired, and he never aged- though he was conscious of the fact that he had been there for quite sometime. Where was he?
He actually was in heaven, he approached Jbruu and Connector, he asked them, how can I get hot babes too? Connector replied...
Poof. They were just a part of his imagination. As time went by, he became increasingly eccentric, imagining people, places, and things that weren't there. Every now and again, he'd snap out of his false experiences and back into his sad, bleak reality. It felt like decades had passed- his brain as full of memories he had 'experienced' since waking in the void, though his body showed no signs of aging...
And Real Racing 3 was going Freemium. Jbruu instantly voluntered to become President of the Real Racing 3 Defense Squad, and decided to split the thread into two threads. Soon the masses started to revolt against Jbruu, so Jbruu...
With a sharp razor blade that k1lljoy once used. Meanwhile, a wild Eli comes in, knocking on the front door of the great TA forum story, and shouted, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE BIT OF THIS THING!!!" , and a small 2133 nodded his head in agreement. Then...
In jealousy, killjoy king of hell killed nijackid, put him in an undestructable cage that only the great Eli can break. And so nijackid cannot be in this story again. Until Eli frees him. Can I do that?
So ninjackid sat in his cage, pondering existence, and began writing a book about his experiences titled...
