The great TA forum story

standing at an astounding 3 feet tall, he flings his deadly yet somewhat voluptuous beard once and...

 

...grimaces wildly as half of the population of Upper Sandusky is wiped off of the face of the planet.

 

Then suddenly a clowd covers the sky and kittens pour down. Jared then...

 

descended from the sky, riding a gigantic golden battle cat in a full titanium armor suit, while metalcasket, riding his trusty horse Defred behind him...

 

...quickly pushed the pulsing red button on the side of his saddle, dispensing several Marshall stacks and a purple metal flake flying V guitar from his saddle bags...

 

And then chuck noris floated down from the heavens and just like that freemuims disappeared and the AppStore was full of good games but

 

Endless runners were banned but real racing 3 came out and made everybody happy especially DannyTheElite who was so happy with the news that he...
( wonder where this will go next )

 

Decided to make his own game called

 

TouchArcade: The Game.

 

This game was

 

A first person shooter

 

Where you repeatedly shot defred as he came back as a new character.the game was rated

 

5 star by TA like all the other games now.

 

It featured 5 playable characters who were

 

Miky shorts
The guy of temple run
And

 

John gore from minigore it also included Danny himself and a TA reviewer which was

 

Nisa cambell

 

It later had a spinoff game that was a

 

minecraft clone