left Kenny abandoned at the McDonald's store. To this day, Kenny still waits for his owner to return, but ninjackid never does. Fearing all hope was lost, suddenly...
Megan revealed herself to actually be a gorgon who disguised as attractive actresses and models in order to make statues out of men she seduced. Her goal was to catch them all, and be the ultimate pokehuman master... Or something like that. Haha. Beaten, but it still works!
Horrified at this revelation and what they had just done together, Ninjackid ran away from "Megan", back to McDonald's and found Kenny still waiting for him. With tears in his eyes, he picked his beloved dog up saying:
"You'll never escape me!!! I followed you all the way here! After I capture you, I'll only have 6 billion pokehumans left to capture!" At first frightened, Ninja kid paused to mull over what she had just said. '6 billion left? I thought she only captured guys.... And... Wait... Isn't the world population about 7 billion? She's captured 1 billion humans?!'
Ninjackid was so sad that he didn't score with Megan Fox, that his hormones started to kick in again, and this time, he had his eye on his dog Kenny...
Kenny rises to the challenge & says "DOGTRON ASSEMBLE!" Ninjackid looks around in bewilderment until he notices flashes of light rocketing towards Kenny! Soon after, he sees Ren (from 'Ren & Stimpy'), Petey (from the Little Rascals), the Taco Bell dog & Air Bud join Kenny to form like VOLTRON! Together they shout, "IF ANYONE IS GONNA BE BENT OVER DOGGYSTYLE, it's YOU Ninjackid!" All of a sudden.....a long "red thingy started protruding from Dogtron's pelvis!
It was an emergency red release lever! In it's pursuit of Ninjackid, Dogtron tripped over its lever causing all objects to be removed from each other. Kenny bounced and tumbled his way over towards a stunned ninjackid. Wearily, Kenny looked up towards his owner who had a look of...
Love... This made Ninjackid very excited, he liked shagging, so he decided to give his dog Kenny a Viagra, then Kenny's red emergency lever started to...
wither away, as JBRUU returned with a red emergency lever disintegration gun. "What did you do that for?!" cried ninjackid, but JBRUU didn't reply, he just...
Ninjackid and Connector mourned over the death of their friend, JBRUU, but ninjackid's dog, Kenny, walked over to JBRUU's corpse and...
Now Ninjackid was crying and crying, because his dog died. So Connector went to comfort Ninjackid, and...
