Primoz showed out of the blue, Jbruu got busy discussing with him how great a game Counterstrike was. The mods grew weary, was this a conspiracy? Or was it actually the modz who were in a conspiracy? Jbruu finally...
Realises that he could talk to Hoggy, who was at the TA headquarters begging for a moderator job, to see what was going on. Meanwhile, in Ponyville,
They got lost. So frustrated, Ninjackid pouted. His pony tried to reconcile him, so they decided to have sex. Ninjackid's face lit up! He proclaimed...
"I will go find this girl myself!" and shot his pony to ration it as food for the journey. He said farewell to Connector and JBRUU and then...
Wait, ninjackid and the PONY? Rofl! This thread is getting away with stuff that would never fly on a game thread!
Yeah, I don't know wtf is happening. So I killed off the pony. No doubt Connector will bring it back to life with a doubled sex drive, though... lol!
The Pony rose again, though, being now bonded to life with Ninjackid, followed him happily. Ninjackid promised not to chase other ponies and they lived happily ever after, until one day this nameless girl shows up...
She brutally murders the pony, and proceeds to eat his fresh corpse. Ninjakid, scarred for life and disturbed, says...
He realizes that the pony, and the girl with the pony, and the pony eating girl were all just dreamed up. Who would want to be with a horse he thought? Disgusting.
From that day on, Ninjackid vowed never to even think about ponies again, he went in a trance like state, what should I do today I thought? Then he decided...
To go to the horse races and bet the last bit of monies in his pocket. And just as he was about to make his bet..
A creepy hobo asked him for some money. Ninjakid decided to give the man all the money he was going to bet, hoping that he would do good for someone. See, Ninjakid had sunk into a deep depression, and was looking to find self-fulfillment.
Ninjackid kid asked the hobo, Is this worth my buck??? The hobo, got pissed, started cursing out Ninjackid, said he was a typical 99 cent gamer, and that he demanded a $10 itunes gift card, or he would call TMZ with pictures of him and his pony. Ninjackid churned, embarassed, he said to the Hobo...
I would do it again in a heartbeat! Best time I every had! The hobo, who turns out to be that girl everyone was chasing at the beginning, says...
"Nevermind- just pulling your leg. The pony and the girl were just a dream. I'm a psychic, I can read minds. That's how I know about them" said the hobo. "Hey, I'm not even a hobo! So rude..." The not-hobo added. Ninjakid's response was...
"Hey! I remember you know!" And the hobo turned out to be Hoggy. For you see, not only was his begging for a mod job mocked, he ended up being robbed of all his possesions, and he now lived at the horse tracks, hoping for old friends to return. Hoggy was happy he found Ninjackid, but then, rushing through the closest door,
