The great TA forum story

Poor Connector, his tummy aches with the hot sexy girl still inside of him.

 

Meanwhile back at the TA office

 

A drunk Syntheticvoid stumbles in the door singing, "Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!" He proceeds to scold Jbruu and Ninjackid about...

 

Not remembering his birthday

 

Didn't care because he had the girl. Meanwhile, ninjackid decided to teach his new dragon some tricks...

 

He said to the dragon, "Ok dragon, first off, your new name is Mr. Boodlescop. Now I want to find JBRUU and kill him for stealing my girl." So the dragon...

 

A zombie apocalypse game called dead trigger

 

He quickly incinerated all of the zombies, ending the outbreak, and became bored; in his boredom, he wondered what type of name Mr. Boodlescop was- he preferred Connector much better.

 

His mind then wandered, (as it very, very, often did), to the opposite sex: where were all the female dragons? Connector (for so he shall be called to avoid confusion) decided...

 

To go find some sexy anime cosplay dragon lady. He searched the lands near and far, and found...

 

Chuck norris

 

Selling exercise equipment to naive gamers who

 

Had too much money

 

And not enough street smarts to see the freemium Chuck was

 

Actually Marek from Madfinger Games! The first fire-words out of Connector the dragon's mouth were:

 

"Go stick your head in a pig!"

 

And so he did. Out of no where, bill gates fly in to fight out steve jobs, who...

 

Was attempting to stop the simulation; Bill shouted at Steve "don't do it Steve! The outside world, it's...