My good friend, Chuck Norris follows me to the hill. The owner of the hill takes one look at him and runs screaming down the hill like a baby shouting, 'HAVE MERCY!', Chuck Norris laughs maniacally and snaps his fingers and I watch with excitement as [Insert owner's name here] disintegrates into ash. I own the hill.
Being the local electrician, plumber, engineer etc. for the hill I have wired and built everyone else's guns, vehicles, water so it kills them, then i use the fact that no-one is alive to leisurely stroll to the top of the hill, and relax, taking advantage of the fact that it will take atleast 12 hours to import the equipment needed to defeat me
Now that everyone is asleep i take the hill from hardcoregamer and who every has the hill this way!!!!!!
I stuck a firecracker down Mr Crazy's pants, and when he fell off the face of the earth, I took the hill.
*stuffs hardcoregamer into a portable hole, folds it in on itself, and watches him fall into another dimension.....and then takes the hill, making sure to set up her usual anti-intruder defenses*
I take a bucket full of moldy old fish guts, stuff Rankosao in it, stuff the closed bucket in a rocket pod to Mars, and after it's takeoff, I take the hill while Mr Crazy tries to get into the Santa's Smackdown group (which he just tried to, ROFL, EPIC FAIL).
Ewww... who would want to go into THAT train wreck? Actually... that does kind of sound like fun, in a morbid way... sort of like going back and rereading the hilariously doomed Deputy Dog thread...
I take the hill from eggzbacon after I eat him. He is a breakfast sandwich, after all. And I fortify the hill by making it unconquerable. I win.
And now I just came back to life and pushed you to the bottom of the hill, where you broke all of your bones and then I stepped on you like a bug and took back the hill. Sorry. lol
