The Epic Battle Forum

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by DHrox, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. UndeadZed

    UndeadZed Well-Known Member

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    unless i summon the ice monster from PG ha
     
  2. Will090

    Will090 Well-Known Member

    I just flooded the hill with the flood lever from eliminate
     
  3. hardcoregamer

    hardcoregamer Well-Known Member

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    Then I take a sledgehammer and hit rankosao in the balls with it. When ranko is passed out, I fill a bucket with hydrochloric acid and stick his body in it. Then I watch him completely disintegrate.
     
  4. RankoSao

    RankoSao Well-Known Member

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    The balls, you say? Im gonna go ahead and kick that bucket in your face and push you into the lava moat i just created.
     
  5. Mr. Crazy

    Mr. Crazy Well-Known Member

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    Ranko is a girl and so doesn't have balls then.
     
  6. hardcoregamer

    hardcoregamer Well-Known Member

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    Too late! I just cut you up into a hundred different pieces and fed you to a man waiting in line at a Chinese restaurant. "Sushi, anyone?"
     
  7. hardcoregamer

    hardcoregamer Well-Known Member

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    Well neither do you! I just chopped them off and fed them to wolves. What are you going to do now?
     
  8. Vester

    Vester Well-Known Member

    I take a desert eagle and blow hardcoregamer's brains the f*** out
    PWND
     
  9. RankoSao

    RankoSao Well-Known Member

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    i dodge all your slices and counter with about 1000 punches in under a minute. And just to prove that i CAN do it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtDOcdFDoM
     
  10. UndeadZed

    UndeadZed Well-Known Member

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    i take my corsair and strafe vester with my 6 50 cals
     
  11. Vester

    Vester Well-Known Member

    6? how do u shoot them all?
     
  12. UndeadZed

    UndeadZed Well-Known Member

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    it is a corsair as in the plane it is one button
     
  13. Vester

    Vester Well-Known Member

    o gotcha, i still use my ninja skills and dodge them but disappear into a cloud of smoke, who nos when ill appear again!
     
  14. UndeadZed

    UndeadZed Well-Known Member

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    i send OMG ninja after you now for an epic ninja fight
     
  15. hardcoregamer

    hardcoregamer Well-Known Member

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    I have a new twist to the game. I took the hill, and the only thing that you need to do to get the hill back, is figure out the password. What is it? :) lol
     
  16. Ajg3

    Ajg3 Well-Known Member

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    Attention!!!
    .....I blew up the hill




    ....oops?
     
  17. kijib

    kijib Well-Known Member

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    Incredibly successful Brain Surgeoune
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    i made a new one with my sandcastle catapult...from space
     
  18. RankoSao

    RankoSao Well-Known Member

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    Oh gee, let me guess... could it bee...Santa's Smackdown? :rolleyes:
     
  19. Vester

    Vester Well-Known Member

    I spawn the rum powered mecho pirate, the ninja from OMG pirates has to defeat him first, I escape
     
  20. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    I call in a favor with the Spetnaz and russian army. Hill is mine. Hint: there is a missile silo under the hill. purchased from russian mafia.
     

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