Then I take a sledgehammer and hit rankosao in the balls with it. When ranko is passed out, I fill a bucket with hydrochloric acid and stick his body in it. Then I watch him completely disintegrate.
The balls, you say? Im gonna go ahead and kick that bucket in your face and push you into the lava moat i just created.
Too late! I just cut you up into a hundred different pieces and fed you to a man waiting in line at a Chinese restaurant. "Sushi, anyone?"
i dodge all your slices and counter with about 1000 punches in under a minute. And just to prove that i CAN do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtDOcdFDoM
o gotcha, i still use my ninja skills and dodge them but disappear into a cloud of smoke, who nos when ill appear again!
I have a new twist to the game. I took the hill, and the only thing that you need to do to get the hill back, is figure out the password. What is it? lol
I call in a favor with the Spetnaz and russian army. Hill is mine. Hint: there is a missile silo under the hill. purchased from russian mafia.