I used KGameLover's addiction to Modern Warfare 2 to distract him, placing a TV, 360, and copy of the game inside a trap, and captured him, drowning him in the nearest river. Then I desolated the hill. Nobody wants the hill anymore. And no, KGL, there are no second additions to this scheme. Meaning, you do not suddenly develop super-powers to break through the bars, or a saw for a hand to cut through the bars, and yes, the bars are bullet-proof.
I still want the hill. I only weigh 80lbs. and am so skinny that I can fit under the 5" space under my bed. There are no second additions, so you can't say the bars weren't more than 5"! I un-desolated the hill. I own it.
Actually that'd be kinda tough curling 80's... I work out but I'm not made of muscle so don't call me wimpyloser or something