Hi TA forummers. In response to our last thread re. The Dog, some of you have been asking us about promo codes. Well, today we're giving away 3 of them. All you have to do is post some dog-related jokes/puns/comments and we'll pick our favourite 3 at some point tomorrow. Fire away guys!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHj2maelGKo The Dog - Puppy Pets *****SALE***** - to celebrate the release of 'Top Trumps Collection', our latest iPhone game, we are proud to present 'T… $0.99 Buy Now Watch Media Details*****SALE***** - to celebrate the release of 'Top Trumps Collection', our latest iPhone game, we are proud to present 'The Dog' at this price for a limited period only!"This has to be the best virtual pet simulator I’ve seen in a long time. It brings love and enjoyment to a whole new level, putting you the player in control of your very own virtual dog in your pocket." GIRLGAMERS UKYour very own realistic pet puppy to train, groom, play with and love. Choose from five adorable puppies including Labrador, Yorkie, Boxer, German Shepherd and Beagle all available in the game. Sporting The Dog's close up cute photographic style, the game is the closest experience on an iPhone or iPod touch you'll get to owning a real pup. You'll have lots of fun getting to know your puppy and exploring your world together. Take a walk to the park, run around in the garden or go and play on the beach, enter shows, with The Dog the choice is all yours. The Dog contains a whole world of puppy love that you can make your own by customizing your home and garden with items from the store. You can buy new gear, treats and toys for your puppy at the store too from coloured collars to Frisbees and balls. Connect on Facebook and send toys and treats to your friends to give to their puppies in The Dog. Find hidden objects, take your puppy for walks and compete in competitions to earn even more cash to spend. Keep your puppy groomed, exercised, fed and happy and it will love you forever!GAME FEATURES:A choice of FIVE The Dog breeds to choose fromShower your Dog with love, make your puppies look great, care for them and have lots of fun together Teach your puppy skills and tricks through touch screen gestures in the most realistic and intelligent dog simulator availableEach puppy displays its own unique characteristics Practice and use your skills in different environments including the home, the beach, the garden, the park and train for competitions that test you and your dog in true teamwork Customize your home and garden Purchase additional items, toys and food for your puppy at the pet store Follow their progression using the stats tool and even share your achievements with friends on FacebookAchievements to unlock, mini games to play and competitions to master Information Seller: Genre:Family, Simulation Release:Feb 05, 2010 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating:Unrated Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal iCandy Member Dec 31, 2009 13 0 0 #2 iCandy, Mar 3, 2010 Im all ears medianotzu Well-Known Member Nov 21, 2009 3,803 9 36 #3 medianotzu, Mar 3, 2010 Ummmmmmm, ok. Why can't dogs use computers? Because they keep trying to stick their head out of Windows. dhgamer Well-Known Member Dec 25, 2008 364 0 16 New York #4 dhgamer, Mar 3, 2010 I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf. Watch this... Rover Sit !! Uh, you're right... I'll get the shovel and clean it up! BGapps Well-Known Member Dec 26, 2009 139 0 0 #5 BGapps, Mar 3, 2010 Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's hard to run in squares! unfetered Active Member Mar 3, 2010 30 0 0 #6 unfetered, Mar 3, 2010 What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs! jak56 Well-Known Member Oct 3, 2009 5,946 33 0 the 56th realm of existence #7 jak56, Mar 3, 2010 What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle! why did the dog fail to cross the road? because it wanted to chase the truck! songbird Well-Known Member Dec 4, 2009 4,449 0 0 #8 songbird, Mar 3, 2010 Last edited: Mar 3, 2010 A woman tells her husband, "We've got a really smart dog. Every Morning he gets us the newspapers." Her husband replies, "Lots of dogs do that." to which the woman answered, "But we aren't subscribed to any!" (someone sent this to me in an e-mail!) socom39 Well-Known Member Feb 14, 2010 233 0 0 Hey you, the one with the face! #9 socom39, Mar 3, 2010 What do you call a dog lying in the sun? A hot dog! CzarCastic Well-Known Member Jan 21, 2010 2,164 0 0 Michigan http://www.8bitbrigade.com #10 CzarCastic, Mar 3, 2010 All dog owners can appreciate this... Dog property laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. xerox Well-Known Member Jan 5, 2009 344 0 0 New York #11 xerox, Mar 3, 2010 Phoenix526 Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2010 237 0 16 #12 Phoenix526, Mar 3, 2010 Last edited: Mar 4, 2010 Here's my dog jokes: What did the dog call his father? Paw Paw! What did the dog say to a man with a car in the middle of the road? Park Park! What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose? A Collie Flower! Why do dogs chase their tails? Because they want to make both ends meet! Why was the dog sweating? Because it was a hot dog What do you get if you cross a computer with a Rottewieler? A computer and hard disk with a lot of bites (bytes) What do you call a dog that chases everything red? A bulldog Will give your app a detailed review and a high rating in the app store! TBlackbird Active Member Mar 2, 2010 33 0 0 #13 TBlackbird, Mar 3, 2010 When I was a kid my grandfather got up out of his chair and stated, "I'm going to see a man about a dog!" I looked up from my toys and asked excitedly, "Your getting a dog!!!!!! What kind?" I'm still disappointed he never got a dog. Mondae Well-Known Member Feb 26, 2010 1,807 2 0 Perv, why do you care? #14 Mondae, Mar 3, 2010 Here's a terrible one... Why do dogs have dog breath? Because it would be weird for them to have human breath. Magic Well-Known Member Nov 26, 2009 156 0 0 #15 Magic, Mar 4, 2010 Here's a pretty good one I came across: A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass." Orlandosan Well-Known Member Jan 28, 2010 152 0 0 College Student Somewhere in the US #16 Orlandosan, Mar 4, 2010 When a dog has eaten way too much in a buffet. What does he request to the waiter? A Doggy bag xDDDD DHrox Well-Known Member Jan 21, 2009 1,513 95 0 College Student Baltimore, MD #17 DHrox, Mar 4, 2010 What did the dog say to the owner? Arf arf! akame Well-Known Member Jan 17, 2009 963 0 0 #18 akame, Mar 4, 2010 A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow." akame Well-Known Member Jan 17, 2009 963 0 0 #19 akame, Mar 4, 2010 SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy. (The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.) C2M Chap Well-Known Member May 14, 2009 103 0 0 http://www.Connect2Media.com #20 C2M Chap, Mar 4, 2010 I'll pick the winners at around 3pm GMT (in around 5 hours' time). Keep going guys - some of these are terrier-iffic (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Password: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Ummmmmmm, ok. Why can't dogs use computers? Because they keep trying to stick their head out of Windows.
I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf. Watch this... Rover Sit !! Uh, you're right... I'll get the shovel and clean it up!
What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle! why did the dog fail to cross the road? because it wanted to chase the truck!
A woman tells her husband, "We've got a really smart dog. Every Morning he gets us the newspapers." Her husband replies, "Lots of dogs do that." to which the woman answered, "But we aren't subscribed to any!" (someone sent this to me in an e-mail!)
All dog owners can appreciate this... Dog property laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours.
Here's my dog jokes: What did the dog call his father? Paw Paw! What did the dog say to a man with a car in the middle of the road? Park Park! What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose? A Collie Flower! Why do dogs chase their tails? Because they want to make both ends meet! Why was the dog sweating? Because it was a hot dog What do you get if you cross a computer with a Rottewieler? A computer and hard disk with a lot of bites (bytes) What do you call a dog that chases everything red? A bulldog Will give your app a detailed review and a high rating in the app store!
When I was a kid my grandfather got up out of his chair and stated, "I'm going to see a man about a dog!" I looked up from my toys and asked excitedly, "Your getting a dog!!!!!! What kind?" I'm still disappointed he never got a dog.
Here's a terrible one... Why do dogs have dog breath? Because it would be weird for them to have human breath.
Here's a pretty good one I came across: A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy. (The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
I'll pick the winners at around 3pm GMT (in around 5 hours' time). Keep going guys - some of these are terrier-iffic
