Haha if you're serious..... I don't have anything to brag about but when something occurs I'll be back.
On a website, I was promoted to mod, then to admin, down to mod, then regular member, then mod again! ...and I have 2,215 posts.
I have multiple Victoria's Secret models staying every night my Los Angeles, New York, Paris, Moscow, or Hawaii loft, and we partake in things too pleasurable to talk about here. And just to be blunt, I have a huge pair of shoes, and you know what they say about big feet, right? Big socks.