The best "Your Mom" jokes

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  1. All-Eyez-On-Me

    All-Eyez-On-Me Well-Known Member

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    It's simple, post the best your mom jokes, make up some new ones, try to stear clear of originals!
     
  2. iphoneprogrammer

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    yo your momma is so stupid that she let you make this thread!
     
  3. All-Eyez-On-Me

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    That made my day!
     
  4. All-Eyez-On-Me

    All-Eyez-On-Me Well-Known Member

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    Yo momma so stupid she let you reply to this thread! Oh snap!
     
  5. SJP99

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    thats was weird
     
  6. Kamazar

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    Every time SJP99 posts, an angel commits seppuku.
     
  7. MasterChief3624

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    Your mom is so awesome, she bakes the most delicious cookies every Christmas.

    m i doin it rite? :cool:
     
  8. Vovin

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    Your mom is female!!! :)


    (Was this a good one?)
     
  9. Vovin

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    Yes, absolutely - but you should add: ... for Chuck Norris. :eek: :cool:
     
  10. MidianGTX

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    Topic title is an oxymoron.
     
  11. Vovin

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    This was the best post so far!
     
  12. New England Gamer

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    I see no good coming from this thread...
     
  13. runformoney1110

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    Graphic designer
    In your closet
    this!
     
  14. runformoney1110

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    yo momma so fat she has her own zip code
     
  15. CaptainAwesome

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    Win.
     
  16. runformoney1110

    runformoney1110 Well-Known Member

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    what's seppuku??
     
  17. da shiz wiz 19

    da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member

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    I don't even know what to say...
     
  18. CaptainAwesome

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    In the days of Samurai, seppuku was a sort of death penalty for not following the ways of the Samurai or for committing treason. The person in question would slice their sword down their chest and to the left and right in the shape of an upside-down "T". If they were able to complete this task and have all their guts spilled out, then the Samurai was absolved of his crime and he was honored in death.

    At least, that's how I understand it.
     
  19. runformoney1110

    runformoney1110 Well-Known Member

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    oh, so it's like a much gorier version of "harakiri"... thanks btw
     

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