I enjoy reading Eric Snider's movie reviews along with his other articles. Every once in awhile he posts what he calls "angry letters". It's probably my favorite thing he does. He inevitably has made fun of a Twilight movie or something and a teenage girl will write him a scathing email about how wrong and stupid he is. Then he proceeds to rip her apart to the delight of all. We all get bad reviews along with the good ones in iTunes, but every once in awhile there are just little angry gems that are such disproportionate responses to someone not liking our apps that I just have to laugh. I'm not sure if there is already a thread to share these little gems (I did try and search 1st) but I'll start off with one of my favorites. Targeted at a simple (intentionally childish) game we released called doodle golf, Grape-Lime writes: "This is so easy and childish that I wish this app never existed! DON'T GET IT! IT'S WEIRD AND FOR BABIES!! THE GOLF BALL IS STUPID!!! A TWO-YEAR-OLD MADE THIS!!!! I ONLY PLAYED ONE HOLE!!!!! " I could really pick that comment apart and point out how wonderfully incoherent it really is, but I'll leave it to it's own merits. Please share your favorite angry reviews here, preferably directed at your own apps but if you find a good one elsewhere, throw it in here for good measure. We all need to have a good sense of humor about not being able to please everyone all the time. I am floored by what consumers seem to think they are entitled to for $.99. How about you?