Oh ya that's right! Well then straight to the barbecue section then ! Will there be beer and smokes too?
120 inch plasma to watch those without pork survive in a post apocolyptic world. And where else would we raise our 300 different species of pig? In the game reserve!
I always wanted to run a zoo! I guess we could alternate janitor duties Don't forget while we are tending to a new world order that we'll need some fertile women to help repopulate the filthy earth post apocalyptic!
Scribes of the world take note of the noble dialogue within the pages of this thread Far in the future they shall be quoted from the Holy books in Holy Shrines Hey guys! We're going to be saints!!!!! Yipeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Can someone please make this thread into a game? I would love to play the survivor of a bacon apocalypse
UNHAND THE BACON AND STICK IT IN A FREEZER!!! Don't you realize we should be saving all the bacon we can? This is serious business, man!
If we're going to pack those too may as well bring 50,000 (somehow preserved) chipotle bowls and burritos. Never know when those might come in handy or the women might go on a cooking strike.
It's refreshing to know that even during a zombie slash pork hoarding apocalypse that men and women maintain they stereotypical roles Men belching while watching TV Women with migraines going on cooking strikes All the while complete mayhem going on outside our bunker....it's very reassuring for the human race!
