The Bacon Shortage

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  1. ninjackid

    ninjackid Well-Known Member

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    Eh, bacon's overrated anyways...
     
  2. Dragnoe

    Dragnoe Well-Known Member

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    Let's not forget this involves all pork! And therefore, even the price of jello will rise
     
  3. LBG

    LBG SeƱor Member

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    Looks like the end is nigh. Time to start stockpiling bacon.
     
  4. JBRUU

    JBRUU Well-Known Member

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    This is the first sign of the apocalypse. Prepare for doomsday. I, for one, will prepare by stocking up on pig produce.

    And second sign of apocalypse is a shortage of seawater. I predict that arriving shortly.
     
  5. Capricornman

    Capricornman Well-Known Member

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    Last night at dusk I looked out my window and I swear I saw a flock of pigs flying south!
    The end is near
    The cost of bacon is going up
    Bad Piggies was just released
    Evolution has adorned them now with wings!
    What's next?
    What's the lesson in the book Animal Farm?
    Wasn't the name of one of the choir boys killed in the novel Lord of the Flies "Piggy"?
    I shudder at the thought of it all
    We're doomed I say! Doomed
     
  6. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    #### bacon.
     
  7. crunc

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  8. ninjackid

    ninjackid Well-Known Member

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    Oh crap, that's right. Damn Angry Birds killing all those pigs!
     
  9. WCFields

    WCFields Well-Known Member

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    Dr.frankenstein strikes again with yet another bad joke.
     
  10. LOLavi

    LOLavi Well-Known Member

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    Actually I found it hilarious. :D

    And meh bacon, but I hope there won't be shortage of pork :(
     
  11. Dragnoe

    Dragnoe Well-Known Member

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    It IS a shortage of pork my friend :(
    I say the TA create a Bacon vault and have it sealed in the Artic. All TA members will be required to donate a pig to this fund for the good of the Human race.

    And when our grandchildren open that vault, they will thank us for our sacrifice.
     
  12. JBRUU

    JBRUU Well-Known Member

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    I hereby pledge 5 pigs for the pork vault.
     
  13. Capricornman

    Capricornman Well-Known Member

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    #14 Capricornman, Sep 28, 2012
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    Sewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    I know some porkers..do they qualify?
     
  14. crex

    crex Doctor of Game of the Week-ology

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    Those damn birds, always launching themselves at our pigs. And now look at what they've done. Despicable. All they wanted were your eggs damn it!
     
  15. JBRUU

    JBRUU Well-Known Member

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    xD
    :D :D :D

    Me too I'm sure they'd make great additions to our collection for posterity.
     
  16. Dragnoe

    Dragnoe Well-Known Member

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    Aha apparently China has begun to put pork into cold storage. My TA brethren!(and sistas) We must follow suit and begin to flash freeze the oinky goodness known as pork!
     
  17. Capricornman

    Capricornman Well-Known Member

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    They shall be called the keepers of the other white meat!
     
  18. Dragnoe

    Dragnoe Well-Known Member

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  19. Capricornman

    Capricornman Well-Known Member

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    Be sure to refrigerate after opening!!
     

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