The A-Z Game

How did I not expect that. Your love is too strong xD

 

The heart wants what the heart wants <3

 

The man wants what the man wants. I want oreos.

 

Tits.

 

Up in the Air actress: Anna Kendrick

 

Oreos make my teeth look like I ate black poop.

 

I ate about 10 of them

 

With milk. Then I decided to eat even more

 

How are you not fat

 

It's a magical thing.

 

I mean I could eat that shit all day and not gain weight but I workout and everything. You just lie in bed sucking down fugging Oreo cookies.

It must be magic

 

Yeah I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight. I don't even have to do the 'workout' part. I can sit and eat anything, any day. Suits my lazyness well

 

Not fugging fair.

 

I'm sitting in my bed right now, on my iPad, on Safari, wanting to eat more of those Chips Ahoy Middles. The weight I'm supposed to gain is in a magical land called 'does not exist'.

 

You suck.

I dont care. I still have a sexier body. HA!

Ha.

Hafug you anyway

 

Chill bruh. I'm sure you do Mr. 100 push ups in 60 seconds or less. In the meantime, you've almost hit 4k. That's half of Connector's total posts rofl.

 

I'm chill as a frozen Oreo, bruh.

4k.. Tastes as good as an Oreo.

Actually now that I think of it I hate Oreos.