A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Read it all in about under a minute. It's about a guy critisizing chili in the most well, most- well he drinks alot of beer.
First post on this thread. So here's the gag A woman and a duck walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and asks "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck!" He say's "I was talking to the duck." Hahaha. Haha. Hah.
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."
Because: A) There were pictures of Emma Watson on that side of the room B) There were other people on his side of the room C) Cats
