Tell a Joke Thread! (No dirty jokes please)

A girl asks her dad if its ok if she doesn't finish the turkey sandwich he bought her right then. In response he says, I don't know honey, it might be fowl by then.

 

What did the hungry worm say to the book?

 

I'm a bookworm?
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What did Batman and Bane say while arguing with each other?


Answer: mumble mumble mumble

 

This joke would also work for Sylvester Stallone.

 

This thread brings back some good old memories. Guess I will have to reread some it later in my free time. Let me look up a joke...

Dedicted to Ninjack:

Yo Mother is so polite, she once held the door for a week!

 

Good one

Irecently watched a Stallone movie where i wuz horrorfied

 

Good guess as im no good at joke making.
=Im going to read you, with a nice ceante and some farva beans

 

Twenty years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope.
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die..

 

Lol

no bacon!!!!!!!!!!